Collie

An attractive but very stupid person, usually female; From the breed of dogs, which were bred for looks at the cost of intelligence by reducing their brain size.

Kelly Bundy is such a collie...

by MandatoryCarry April 7, 2019

collie

collie is an amazing girl who will never fail to make you smile. she loves hanging out with friends and has two dogs named ruby and Murray. we hang out a lot bc we are both part of ur ducky got big botox. btw my name is mav and coli is my bsf. so overall she is super nice and we are halloween weirdos. ok idk why I'm doing this but yk YOLO k I'm done hahah

collie is an amazing person and we love her hahah

by mav a June 17, 2019

callidentia

A plant growing out of someone's head. Often seen in photos taken at odd angles.

Great photo! I so remember your teenage “twerpiness” and look at that callidentia!

by OpenStandard April 21, 2020

Collie

She's a one hot ass lady. She's picky, slim and healthy. She got gorgeous eyes, hair and body. Girls "die" of jealousy to be her and guys "die" to have her. Shes feisty, outrageous, attractive and very +18 content sexual. Shes into everything. She wants what she wants, she deserves what she deserves and no one can tell her no and bugging her way. She was the talk of the city, school and pretty much everywhere she steps foot in. You need a girl like Collie in your life. Shes honestly the most trust worthy person in the universe. Step to have a healthy&happy life is to get a Collie!! Goodluck.

Your friends: Have you seen her?
Me: Who?
You friends: That hot jucier girl, Collie!!!
Me: N-
Collie walks past
Your friends&Me: Dayyummmmmm *heart throbs*

by Collie's all time crush November 17, 2020

Colliered

When you find out the guy you’re dating had a wife...two fiancées and several girlfriends

Poor girl got colliered...but at least she got a coffee pot out of it!!!

by Dades January 29, 2021

Colliwed

A dumb person in the age range from 13-39, Colliwed loves to talk about cannibalism and also loves edible things that are either sour or bitter. Colliwed is usually super stressed about everything, they also suffer identity crisis. They're probably either asexual, panromantic or bisexual. Colliwed likes dark colors (black, dark red etc.) they also like earthly colors (green, brown, gray etc etc.).

Person A: "Hey, what do you think of the new coach?"
Person B: "Oh yeah, they seem a lot like Colliwed."

by Rotten Deer May 25, 2021

Collier

Collier is a non traveler that buys a horse and a caravan and thinks he becomes a traveler

Dordy look at that big collier Chris Jenkins

by Alexander6015 July 29, 2021