cockscarcity

A limited amount of decent cocks.

This club is suffering a serious cockscarcity.

by pudgy panda February 11, 2015

Cockstruck

The female equivalent of cuntstruck. When a woman sees a man so desirable, must have his cock, even if she's not even emotionally attached to him. Must have that cock. In her.

Vivi - "Oi Alliyaayah, I no ur tryin 2 tell me bout ur recent hair stensions, but rite now alls i can think bout is that mans sausage in me sugary buns"
Alliyaayah - "lol ur cockstruck roflmao"

by Blobs July 7, 2016

cockstain

An ancom (anachist communist) who thinks the word "cockstain" is a good insult.

Huehuehue, ancaps are such cockstains

by Johan Kepler October 8, 2016

Cockstradamus

A know-it-all prick.

That dude over there talking about how he knows everything is such a Cockstradamus.

by JaredEwy November 8, 2016

cocksterf

When you're so OD that you can't speak english, your friends have to wipe your ass after shitting, and you end up waking up in the bathtub in your own yack. Oh and you lost your shoe on your way home.

Oh no cocksterf is coming out tonight!

by dildobaggins456 April 23, 2017

cocktarianpuss

A micromanaging boss who is a cock and thinks he is running shit but is really a puss.

That cocktarianpuss returned my report for corrections again. I can’t stand his fucking know it all ass.

by Tool man December 16, 2017

Cockstrument

An instrument played with a man's penis.

He whipped down his pants to play that cockstrument, creating a musical work of art.

by Padan80 July 30, 2018