A seasonal ritual involving a frozen tampon soaked in Fireball whiskey, inserted and detonated during peak menstruation to “shock the system” and “blast the blockage.” Often accompanied by a chant of “Cold never bothered me anyway.
Jake: “Bro, she said her cramps were worse than finals week.”
Trent: “So what’d you do?”
Jake: “Hooked her up with the Alaskan Clot Buster. Ten minutes later, she was doing snow angels in her own blood.”
Trent: “Respect.”
Trent: “So what’d you do?”
Jake: “Hooked her up with the Alaskan Clot Buster. Ten minutes later, she was doing snow angels in her own blood.”
Trent: “Respect.”
by RedTundra69 July 15, 2025
Get the Alaskan Clot Bustermug. The instance when a females period blood clumps and drys in her pubic hair. "Its painful and gross."
"Fucking tracy, shes such a clot knot!" "I was late to work because i had to shower out my clot knots "
by pattytheinvisible September 30, 2014
Get the clot knotmug. Noun; Performing the act of fellatio after intercourse during a menstral cycle, specifically, what you would call the blood covered penis.
His passion for her surpassed any taboo or thought of the mess, so when she was on her period, she would return the favor by cleaning his clot tamale with her throat.
by C Pentwahter May 7, 2015
Get the Clot Tamalemug. a thick mass of coagulated seminal fluid embedded into the fibers of a sock, typically cotton athletic tube socks.
Judy refused to do her son Peter's laundry after finding a hardened sock clot embedded into one o his athletic socks
by MoistCake July 14, 2017
Get the Sock Clotmug. by GrainTrain February 9, 2018
Get the flavor clotmug. Someone whose thoughts stick together in one big dumb lump, then dribble out like half-cooked batter.
by C1nnabunni September 17, 2025
Get the Clot wafflemug. by Jadaxxxxxxxxxx May 9, 2022
Get the Sassy Blood Clot Sizta'smug.