Snot-Clot

Wads of Tissue Paper Packed Inside the Nostrils to Clot a Runny Nose.

I need tissue paper to make a “Snot-Clot” for my runny nose.

Snot-Clot by Elliot.T.Kings December 20, 2020

Slick Clot 

When an omega in the a/o/b universe has an over production of slick and it cannot be expelled normally so it clots and has to be pushed out forcibly

“The doctor said a side effect of the suppressants were slick clots”

Slick Clot by Info booth October 12, 2021

Corn Clot 

Noun

A turd lathered in corn kernels; The aftermath of a corn-on-the-cob buffet;

"Hold my beer while I go pass this corn clot."

Corn Clot by mississippi_dude September 21, 2022

Alaskan Clot Buster

A seasonal ritual involving a frozen tampon soaked in Fireball whiskey, inserted and detonated during peak menstruation to “shock the system” and “blast the blockage.” Often accompanied by a chant of “Cold never bothered me anyway.

Jake: “Bro, she said her cramps were worse than finals week.”
Trent: “So what’d you do?”
Jake: “Hooked her up with the Alaskan Clot Buster. Ten minutes later, she was doing snow angels in her own blood.”
Trent: “Respect.”

Alaskan Clot Buster by RedTundra69 July 15, 2025

Sassy Blood Clot Sizta's

Two dumbAAAAUUUGGGGHHHH gays who shared 1 singular cell of the brain.

Sassy Blood Clot Sizta's rule the world.

Sassy Blood Clot Sizta's by Jadaxxxxxxxxxx May 9, 2022

cracker jack clothes 

Anything besides jeans and/or leather.

Real metal people want to rock not pose, wearing jeans and leather, not cracker jack clothes

cracker jack clothes by real metal people February 26, 2011

clotpole

an idiot, stupid, someone who is oblivious to what is going on.

is pretty much exclusive to merlin and arthur.

“he’s trying get rid of me, and if you weren’t such a clotpole you’d see that!”
“a what?”
“clotpole. he said clotpole, sire.”

clotpole by tweeva January 2, 2020