Chocolate Chest

The act of female defecation on the chest of one, Uncle Alan "Chocolate Chest." Often accompanied by a plexi-glass board to ease clean-up.

"I would totally let a girl give me a chocolate chest if I get to sleep with her after and she is the hottest girl I have ever seen... or that girl "vomit bag."

by Courteous August 18, 2014

Red Chocolate

When your anal cavity gets ruptured and a combination of blood and shit comes out of your anus

John was spewing red chocolate when a got a pencil up his asshole

by mcjohnuuy September 26, 2017

Chocolate Blowfish

Where you're nailing a chick up the can and she farts, causing the trapped air to cause a ballooning effect with your foreskin.

"Man, we went out for mexican food last night, and later on when I was rocking Judy's can, she gave me a Chocolate Blowfish!"

by Raging Erections October 10, 2009

chocolate lady

1. a horny middle aged woman who unabashedly verbalizes her fantasies about youger men, often with a Fran Drescher- like intonation, named for the almost universal adoration and overconsumption of chocolate these women exhibit

2. anyone who exhibits characteristics of a chocolate lady

Chocolote Lady: Mmmm! That Bo Bice has such a tight little ass!

Observer: Chocolate lady, three o'clock.

by vivezplus September 02, 2006

Chocolate City

Slang term for Washington D.C. because of its large African American population. Listen to 95.5 or 93.9 in the DC Metro Area you’ll hear it allot especially coming from D.C.'S own DJ FLEXX.

(DJ FLEXX): Hello Chocolate City YOUR tunning in to wpgc 95.5. And right now we bout ta get tha go-go started. folks. WWWAA WWAAAA WHERE YOU FROM

(Caller): Landover

(DJ FLEXX): Whhhhha WWWHHHHATS YOUR NAME

(Caller): Misha

(DJ FLEXX) : WHHHHO WHOOO'S UR CREW

(Caller): Direll, evan, seft, D, K STREET.

(dj flexx): OOOOOHHH SOUTHWEST OOOOHHH SOUTHEAST


(SORY BUT THATS WHAT I HEAR EVERY GODAMN WEEKEND)

by Dc Guy6666 July 11, 2008

Chocolate Wristwatch

A brown shit ring that gets stuck around your wrist after fisting someone in the ass.

My girlfriend offered to try something new in the bedroom for my birthday...so I told her I wanted a chocolate wristwatch. She doesn't ask what I want for presents anymore.

by sn0wMan115 November 16, 2010

Chocolate Thief

A chocolate thief is another name for a homosexual that is sneaky about his actions. He will "steal your chocolate" when ur not looking

Hawk : You know Haze?

Froste : Oh yea that chocolate thief, watch out hes a sneaky one!

by Froste November 30, 2004