Chocolate Blowfish

Where you're nailing a chick up the can and she farts, causing the trapped air to cause a ballooning effect with your foreskin.

"Man, we went out for mexican food last night, and later on when I was rocking Judy's can, she gave me a Chocolate Blowfish!"

by Raging Erections October 10, 2009

Chocolate Noodle

An act the involves Person 1 inserting a very long noodle into Person 2's anus as deep as it can go with the end dangling out of Person 2's anus, Person 1 then slurps the noodle out of Person 2's anus and eats it.

Dave gave Steve a chocolate noodle for Christmas.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

Red Chocolate

When your anal cavity gets ruptured and a combination of blood and shit comes out of your anus

John was spewing red chocolate when a got a pencil up his asshole

by mcjohnuuy September 27, 2017

Chocolate Meatball

When you fist out your asshole then punch your partner in the face.

That chocolate meatball last night hurt like a son of a bitch.

by AuJaBas93 January 16, 2009

Chocolate City

Slang term for Washington D.C. because of its large African American population. Listen to 95.5 or 93.9 in the DC Metro Area you’ll hear it allot especially coming from D.C.'S own DJ FLEXX.

(DJ FLEXX): Hello Chocolate City YOUR tunning in to wpgc 95.5. And right now we bout ta get tha go-go started. folks. WWWAA WWAAAA WHERE YOU FROM

(Caller): Landover

(DJ FLEXX): Whhhhha WWWHHHHATS YOUR NAME

(Caller): Misha

(DJ FLEXX) : WHHHHO WHOOO'S UR CREW

(Caller): Direll, evan, seft, D, K STREET.

(dj flexx): OOOOOHHH SOUTHWEST OOOOHHH SOUTHEAST


(SORY BUT THATS WHAT I HEAR EVERY GODAMN WEEKEND)

by Dc Guy6666 July 7, 2008

Chocolate Wristwatch

A brown shit ring that gets stuck around your wrist after fisting someone in the ass.

My girlfriend offered to try something new in the bedroom for my birthday...so I told her I wanted a chocolate wristwatch. She doesn't ask what I want for presents anymore.

by sn0wMan115 November 18, 2010

Chocolate Thief

A chocolate thief is another name for a homosexual that is sneaky about his actions. He will "steal your chocolate" when ur not looking

Hawk : You know Haze?

Froste : Oh yea that chocolate thief, watch out hes a sneaky one!

by Froste November 29, 2004