circus seal

When 3 or more guys line up and a chick (or dude if you're into that shit) on her knees sucks off all three in a row.

But you cute as hell. Like to go down on you, suck you, line up three
other guys and make like a circus seal

by Chris August 31, 2003

circus sealion

A circus sealion is where 3 or more males stand in a row while a woman gives them all oral sex

Tracy is preforming the circus sealion

by Chris May 13, 2005

calcuslap

to slap somebody in the face with a calculator. perhaps you had a calculator in your hand, or to show intellectual superiority. pretty much the highest form of domination. often results in bleeding.

1. Moron - derr, i really suck.
Smart kid - calcuslapped!
2. dumbass - hehe! i'm gonna act like a retard!
other dude - don't do that, or i'll calcuslap you.

by Oddy October 15, 2005

Cock carousel

Women getting fucked by a bunch of guys.

That whore rode the cock carousel and now she has to live a lie because she knows that noone will wanted if she told the truth about how many retards she fucked.

by Hym Iam December 17, 2020

shit like a circus elephant

A self explanitory saying. The defecation equivalent to the more popular, "piss like a race horse."

Jesus, hold on a second; I gotto shit like a circus elephant.

by sunset pirate July 25, 2008

circus pussy

a wondrous pussy that achieves things others can not. It is magical, does tricks, and may taste like fruit loops and/or play calliope music. It's the good shit.

1. Man, I've got to get with that girl. She's got circus pussy.

2. They be lining up for her circus pussy.

3. It's magical like Mary Poppins' bag. You can put a lot of clowns in that circus pussy.

by Jessica & Daniel January 18, 2006

Caucus

(n) Latin for: "The only time anyone give's a damn about Iowa"

It's time for the Caucus

by Chris Moyer February 27, 2008