Cuntastic

Adj., a sarcastic exclamation or modifier combining the negative connotation of "cunt" with the positive connotation of "fantastic" as such.
Adv., cuntastically
Alt: Cunt-tastic

Broseph: Your new bitch is cuntastic, brah. She's got DDs and a presentable mug but damn, her personality is irredeemable.
Bromine: She's a piece of ass, but I'll never get out; she knows about our circle-jerk parties and is leveraging that to keep me at bay.
Broseph: Derrrrrrrrr...She's okay by me, then.

Rodney: How's your mother-in-law been? I know she's about to go...
Percy: Cuntastically as ever! Damn it's gonna be a relief when she finally submits; I'd rather contend with a mourner than a perpetual PMSer.
Rodney: Mazel tov!

by Texan Tile November 10, 2010

crantastic

A combination of cranberry and the word 'fantastic'.

(After eating cranberry sauce)
Mmmm, it's crantastic!

by Paradocks December 12, 2008

craptastication

a simple exclamatory statement
when "crap" just won't suffice

What in craptastication is that mutt doing in my toilet!?!

by orangehatter March 27, 2005

Cyntastic

Derived from someones sn and the word wonderful. This word is used to piss off a certain someone and be cute at the same time. Normally it is followed by or is a precursor to a verbal attack normally towards the the certain someone and not really the other way around.

Isn't that cyntastic!

by Flippy December 7, 2004

craptastic

the very opposite of fantastic; something with no redeeming value whatsoever

Getting castrated with a rusty spork is very craptastic.

by Shawn E. April 17, 2003

faptastic plastic

A condom. Useful tool to prevent your hand from giving you an STD.

I seriously need to get a pack of faptastic plastics.

by Red December 16, 2004

Craptastic

1.Opposite of Fantastic
2.Really Crappy, bad
3.Really Stupid

The music is Craptastic

by Minature November 24, 2007