douche canoe

One of the highest levels of douchebagatory. Often used to describe a person who doesn't understand what crossing the line is and says something very, douchey.

Bob was sitting with Sandra and told her, "You smell like worse than my dog after he eats soft food." She told him to get a new girl friend douche canoe.

Jack and Jill were on top of the hill, Jack pushed Jill off. He was being a real douche canoe.

by GeoSlab September 25, 2012

Canwest mall

The 'hangout' spot in Langford, run down with kids from Belmont high and Pacific Secondary, were many fights and drug deals go down. Kids blaze in the bushes, and hit lines in the bathrooms. Many drunken kids usually hang out at the bus stop. People that ' chill' at Canwest usually are with large groups of friends and stand around, smoke weed, and look for ciggerettes for what they call ' fun'.

If you wanna get fucked up and chill with friends, Canwest mall is the place to be.

by nanananananana February 27, 2007

Canoe

An unsinkable vessel that is usually found in the water, Kummers can typically be found sailing on one that is battered, but never destroyed.

"What is that on the horizon?"

"The canoe paddling forward in a feat of never sinking no matter what."

by PitchJoe October 18, 2011

Canonsburg middle school

A cancer ridden shit hole excuse for a middle school. The teachers are fucking retarded, the lunches taste like shit. Its always hot as fuck. And when it is cold its way too cold.

Canonsburg middle school is garbage

by Get oofedm9 December 8, 2017

Douche canoe

A person that's so douchey that a bag is too small.

Douche canoe, When being a douche bag just won't do.

by C.R.W January 16, 2013

love canoe

A woman's vagina.

I rode Lauren's love canoe all the way down the Mississippi.

by Double Pickle Pete July 31, 2017

roast beef canoe

Thick, protruding pussy lips resembling a canoe.

The bitch was so busted, I could have paddled away in her roast beef canoe.

by Daniel Forman February 20, 2005