Shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

Self explanatory. Someone shoved a corn dog up your ass and calls you a prostitute.

Well, shove a corn dog up my ass and call me a prostitute.

by Corndogprositute June 1, 2018

fuck me in the ass and call me susan

Wanting to get fucked in the ass whilst being called Susan

Oh fuck me in the ass and call me susan

by Adfdgvdhvdhkpkgrjvdyn March 16, 2017

fuck me up and call me daddy

Its when a vagina is having a lickwith a sausage and the sausage says ohhh lick me bitch oooh fuck me honeyyyyyyy i am your daddy now

Ohh he is such a daddy ohhh ohhh yeahh. Fuck me up and call me daddy

by Oh dadddddddddyyyyyyy January 15, 2018

Don't Call Me Skip

Expression referring to wanting to be included. A clever way of saying "don't skip me."

Todd: Hey, Bill, Do you want to drink 12 beers and go find some hookers?

Bill: Don't call me skip!

by EVANJM February 21, 2007

tickle my prawn and call me mildred

when a prawn GIF that Caitlin sent in the giels chat gets a bit too randy

Tickle my prawn and call me Mildred!

by badbreth May 10, 2023

Squeze My Nippl and Call Me Sally

an exclamtion, like oh my god!!!

They had sex? Well squeze my nipple and call me Sally.

by Anonymous March 8, 2003

they call me fuck ass !

the line "doc" says to Romeo (clifton collins jr.) in "the boondock saints 2 all saints day" all saints day when they are first meeting each other in the bar as conner introduces them each other

hello nice yo meet you my name's Romeo good to meet you they call me fuck ass !

by '70Boss 429 mustang February 24, 2019