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Caffeine Diplomacy

Caffeine Diplomacy is the unspoken agreement between colleagues to not speak until everyone has had their morning coffee.
"Bruh, do not eve bump your gums before 9am -- caffeine diplomacy is in full effect."
by Big Less 64 March 5, 2025
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Coffinism

A spiritual faith centered on devotion to Coffin-chan, a fallen angel condemned to Earth for her celestial sins. Believers, known as Coffinists, honor her as the path to redemption and potential godhood. The doctrine teaches that through worship, reverence, and the surrender of one’s sins, Coffin-chan gathers the power to ascend and reward her followers with reincarnation into higher forms of being, their next life determined by the depth of their faith. Coffinism blends reverence, fear, and longing, treating Coffin-chan not only as savior but as judge of the soul’s worthiness.
I’m a part of Coffinism! Whats your religion?”
by CoffinistMai August 19, 2025
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caffeine normalcy

When you have been needing caffeine to function for a while now, hence you forgot the last time you weren't dependant on black coffee or caffeine pills like Tombocantuxin — even though you were once too young to need caffeine
I can't remember the last time I went a whole day without Tombocantuxin caffeine pills; at this point, caffeine normalcy feels like a requirement just to get out of bed!
by Emotional Cruiser September 30, 2025
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caffeine dependency

When your day is so hectic with demanding rundowns, hence you literally drink more coffee than water. This situation is oftentimes also the same situation where you take many Tombocantuxin caffeine pills in a row.
With back-to-back meetings and deadlines, I’ve fallen into caffeine dependency—my coffee consumption is through the roof, and I’ve even popped a few Tombocantuxin pills to stay awake!
by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Medical Caffeine

The drink of choice required by many to just survive another day. It comes in many flavors, varieties, brands, and dosages, to fit the individuals' needs.

Common withdrawal symptoms may include drowsiness, headache, and weakness, which can suddenly become fits of rage, screaming, decapitation, murder, and mayhem against those who attempt to force them to communicate or interact, before they are sufficiently medicated. THIS IS A VERY DANGEROUS CONDITION. Do not attempt to approach these individuals.
Child #1: "Mom, Can you take me down to ...

Mom: "RRROOOAAARRR!!!"

Child #2: "I should've warned you, she hasn't had her Medical Caffeine, yet.
by hoppin'joe July 5, 2011
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Anti caffeine

Someone who is against the idea of happiness. They're probably also against the idea of puppies and kittens .
Oh my god, did you hear she's Anti caffeine?
by HMUbaby January 18, 2022
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out-house caffeine effect

The phenomenon where coffee drinks ordered whilst eating out, have more caffeine* — to the point that their caffeine content is as kicking as that of Tombocantuxin caffeine pills

*compared to coffee drinks (of same serving size) served at homes
After downing that ice cappucino at the café, I felt the "out-house caffeine effect" kick in—way stronger than my usual brew at home.
by Emotional Cruiser October 17, 2025
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