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cablaxia

n. State of feeling adrift and bored with one's life. May feature a sense of distance from other people, a loss of pleasure in formerly fun activities, and a lack of excitement or purpose. Related to both, but equivalent to neither, existential angst and the psychiatric diagnosis of dysthymia. cablaxic: adj.
He's seemed cablaxic for months; I hope he can snap out of it soon.

I can never seem to avoid my usual Sunday afternoon cablaxia.
by zoak December 9, 2008
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cable rage

The incomparable rage that one feels when dealing with the cable company, when they repeatedly put you on hold for 20 minutes then cut you off, when they cancel a reapir visit after calling your office number to confirm a 7 am visit to your house when you told them to call home, when they tell you to stay home from work for an 8 hour service window because they can't accomdate your weekend request for a month.

Similar to road rage but perhaps a bit less likely to be lethal.
I am in serious cable rage after dealing with those monoploy shitheads at the cable company for the 5th time in the past two weeks. If I could get my hands on some of them right now, ther term 'going postal' might be replaced by 'going cable'.
by Michael Levitan April 4, 2008
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cabazon

The word is actually 'cabezón' that means 'big head'.
That guy needs a massive hat, he is a 'cabezón' (cabazon).
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Cable Locater

A job position that requires a worker to utilize wireless equipment to detect underground communication cables.
Most often workers use a RD-1000 with a "Lucy" pole and a "West" sprayer.
Look at that cable locater doing good locates.

That cable locater did 140 tickets this week, I bet his boss his proud.
by YippieYo November 22, 2016
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Cabapples

The act of farting in between of two hood fans and it spreads around the room so quickly that it’s like a bomb dropping over a city.
Mr. Hyde walked in to the kitchen last week and ripped a batch of cabapples so bad there were several casualties.
by Sloth Juice August 23, 2020
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cabadory

A word one uses to sound smart.
A child not in my cabadory
by Akayla23_sa October 1, 2020
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Cable Chaos

When someone or something is confusing and a tangled mess, but also a pain in an ass.
This event is cable chaos, I just can’t with it.

Susan is such a cable chaos today. Such a bitch.
by ZombieManager April 2, 2022
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