Cris

Good looking,sporty,energetic

Boy:cris helped me in sports and how to look good

by Cris moetu November 21, 2021

Cris

An alternate spelling of the word, “Crizz.”

If there’s anything I love more than an orgasm, it’s to cris.

by c12341231 August 29, 2024

Cris

The best spelling of the name.

My name is Cris without an “h”.

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Cris

He is just trying his best but gets shit on by everyone,

Cris is late again
Don't burn the meat Cris

by Happyn't November 21, 2021

The Big Cris

hes the best fn player out there better then clix

the big cris is so good

by The Big Cris February 12, 2021

feel the cri cri

Basicaly when someone tries to make a funny joke but you know it isn't. It has te be used after waiting 5 seconds after the joke and no-one laughed.

- Person 1: JOKE: A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."

The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
- Person 2: (after 5 seconds and no-one laughed) Feel the cri cri

by Neister March 3, 2017

When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies.

A saying from the 15th Century, which peasants used to tell when curfew began. Cows would release a "cry" when they felt tired, which usually happened near the normal curfew time. People use this phrase nowadays to signal distress or if someone bad or unlucky happened to them.

John -"I lost my wallet at the park earlier..."

Mary - "Well, When The Cow Cries, The Day Dies."

by CrushedIce785 September 26, 2020