Coronavirus 

Almost like something out of the movie I am Legend or Contagion, the major difference between ife and a movie being that there never was any such thing as normal human behavior to deteriorate from. People's lives were always dysfunctional before the pandemic, as they always will be. The normal people who always seem to want things to change and function more together are the ones you want to watch.

The coronavirus isn't strong enough to keep eople from remaining as dysfunctional as they were before. They don't have to agree on anything, they don't have to get together or get anything together.

Coronavirus by Solid Mantis March 3, 2021

Coronavirus 

Sonething that has gotten everything and everyone off track/off course.

Not everyone likes being off course for a long time, there are people who will be saying thank god when they're no longer looking st Anthony Fauci's face, along with some of these scientists that get on TV and make people want to beat the shit out of somebody every time they open their mouth. People will one day forget the coronavirus, and the effect and changes some people had hoped to achieve by trying to scare everybody won't be realized. There never was a new normal, because there never was an original normal. Life is dysfunctional, then people die, it's simple enough.

Coronavirus by Solid Mantis March 25, 2021

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A way to get people used to following orders and dealing with sleazy people, instead of thinking for themselves.

The coronavirus is the perfect excuse to try and run anybody off who disagrees with you. Still, not everybody uses the excuse because they can. Not everybody is like that, not everybody tries to take advantage of every oppurtunity they can find to use it. Not everybody is an oppurtunist.

Coronavirus by Solid Mantis April 12, 2021

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The coronavirus didn't change life for everybody. It was never strong enough, and life is worth losing.

If you know who doesn't want things to return to the way they were before the coronavirus, you know who's been benefitting the most from the country getting closer and closer to a totalitarian state.

Coronavirus by Solid Mantis April 13, 2021

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People are no more tolerant of the coronavirus this year than last. A lot of them just let an entity shock them into compliant behavior (though they are not six years old), and the initial shock is no longer there, which is why the entity starts to come up with new reasons why the virus hasn't been eliminated (such as more infectious or deadly mutations) yet every time people start to feel less on edge about it, and more like their old dysfunctional selves (the people that never needed a normal or a new normal).

The coronavirus has been a social experiment to control human behavior more than it has been anything else. Will people tolerate not being liberated from a wildfire that will run out of fuel at some point, or will they let any sense of rights they still have burn in it? People have no rights as long as they're not waking up or standing up.

Coronavirus by The Original Agahnim June 2, 2021

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Contrary to popular belief a coronavirus isn’t just Covid-19 (Sars-Cov2 or… you know what fuck it) A coronavirus as stated by the oxford dictionary is “any of a group of RNA viruses that cause a variety of respiratory, gastrointestinal, and neurological diseases in humans and other animals.” There cause your uneducated ass thinks a coronavirus is one single disease. Stop spreading lies. Covid is real but there’s other corona viruses some mild some aren’t. Bitch.

Ah shit the doctor said my cold was caused by a coronavirus

Coronavirus by this username sucks July 8, 2021

Coronavirus 

This coronavirus is the strangest virus I've ever heard of. It's very dangerous the way it spreads. It is so mysterious the way it lurks in schools, but then dies at B&Q. It is sneaky. It can spread when buying clothes at M&S but not at Tesco. It is non-alcoholic. It can't spread when you are buying beer. It lives for two days on Amazon boxes, you must wait 48 hours to touch them but It can't survive on takeaway coffee cups, so enjoying a hot cup of costa is safe. It is the most curious thing, how it lives on footballs, ballet bars, even loo seats but dies on WWE ropes. It is spread by hair stylists, dog groomers, and dentists, but not by bank tellers, cashiers, and fast food workers. It's so smart. It won’t bother the first 10 people but it knows when the 11th person shows up so be careful if that’s you. It even knows what you want vs what you need. If you want a massage or your nails done it is very actively on the prowl and not even a mask can stop it but If you need a plumber, it is weak, and a mask will keep it away. It won't affect you in a taxi, but your not allowed to take people in your car. It also seems to be most dangerous after 5:30pm so businesses must start to close before the virus comes out and wreaks havoc upon the populations. Whoever heard of such a smart sneaky virus? 🤔

Coronavirus is cunning like a fox and comes our at night when the pubs close.

Coronavirus by UltimateDoge July 10, 2021