Sock Clot

a thick mass of coagulated seminal fluid embedded into the fibers of a sock, typically cotton athletic tube socks.

Judy refused to do her son Peter's laundry after finding a hardened sock clot embedded into one o his athletic socks

by MoistCake July 14, 2017

Blood-Clotting

the act of making a huge issue out of something that would otherwise go unnoticed....usually to take attention away from a matter of importance....... the pm has been Blood-clotting with rent assistance ..( to take the focus off sexual harrassment

trump was Blood-Clotting his election results.....

by Lonetasman April 13, 2021

clot

Used to describe people in your life who are holding you back.

Marcus never lets you go out and party with the girls. He's always telling you to stay in. He's a clot.

"Mom you always make me do my homework before I can go out with my friend. You're such a clot."

by eyedoobs October 13, 2017

clot catcher

A women with a very hairy pussy

No baldi on that girl she has a clot catcher between her legss

by Maddogg75 February 23, 2022

Alaskan Clot Buster

A seasonal ritual involving a frozen tampon soaked in Fireball whiskey, inserted and detonated during peak menstruation to “shock the system” and “blast the blockage.” Often accompanied by a chant of “Cold never bothered me anyway.

Jake: “Bro, she said her cramps were worse than finals week.”
Trent: “So what’d you do?”
Jake: “Hooked her up with the Alaskan Clot Buster. Ten minutes later, she was doing snow angels in her own blood.”
Trent: “Respect.”

by RedTundra69 July 15, 2025

clot

Someone that is being counter-productive by doing nothing.

We've got a presentation due tomorrow and you haven't even done anything, you clot.

by CHIPDIX July 7, 2018

clot knot

The instance when a females period blood clumps and drys in her pubic hair. "Its painful and gross."

"Fucking tracy, shes such a clot knot!" "I was late to work because i had to shower out my clot knots "

by pattytheinvisible September 30, 2014