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swag champion

Noun: Essentially a champion of swag. Someone who is victorious in all contests regarding levels of "swag". They will also dress appropriately for the role, often sporting fur/leopard print. Association with copious amounts of fine ladies is also a vital component. A true swag champion also never addresses himself as such, but will rather respond to compliment by saying something profound and walking away with some sexy bitches by his side.
Paige: Who is that cute guy over there?
Shannon: Which one?
Paige: The hot one in the leopard vest with the gold chains and wearing white shades inside.
Shannon: OHH yes he is a fine piece of ass, but you should watch out, it looks like he's a swag champion, he wouldn't treat us hoes kindly.
Paige: That's a damn shame
by Swag Master Cloud May 13, 2014
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breakfast of champions

Wheaties. Y'know, orange box, famous athletes plastered on the front? Tastes like burnt ass? Yeah, that stuff.
I bought a box of Wheaties from the store yesterday and ate some. 'Breakfast of Champions', my ass.
by Yazzy July 27, 2005
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Breakfast of Champions

A morning bongload usually with ice cubes instead of bongwater. Very refreshing.
To cure their hangovers, the guys enjoyed a breakfast of champions to start their days off right.
by hughmonger November 3, 2003
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Dragon Champion

Dragon Champion is an extremely skilled Pokémon Master at GSC, who specializes in the use of Dragon Pokémon and One-Hit Knock Out techniques such as Fissure and Horn Drill. He is almost undefeatable and he posts mainly on Serebii, Neoseeker and GameFAQs.
by Random Pokémon Trainer July 4, 2006
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world champion

"That guy is wearing aqua socks and jeans..."
"Yeah.. what a winner..."
"No man.. he's the world champion."
by Greg O'neal September 26, 2005
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Future Champion

"I want to be like Future Champion when I grow up!"
"Naw man, you gay!"
by Uchimi May 2, 2010
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