Noun: Essentially a champion of swag. Someone who is victorious in all contests regarding levels of "swag". They will also dress appropriately for the role, often sporting fur/leopard print. Association with copious amounts of fine ladies is also a vital component. A true swag champion also never addresses himself as such, but will rather respond to compliment by saying something profound and walking away with some sexy bitches by his side.
Paige: Who is that cute guy over there?
Shannon: Which one?
Paige: The hot one in the leopard vest with the gold chains and wearing white shades inside.
Shannon: OHH yes he is a fine piece of ass, but you should watch out, it looks like he's a swag champion, he wouldn't treat us hoes kindly.
Paige: That's a damn shame
Shannon: Which one?
Paige: The hot one in the leopard vest with the gold chains and wearing white shades inside.
Shannon: OHH yes he is a fine piece of ass, but you should watch out, it looks like he's a swag champion, he wouldn't treat us hoes kindly.
Paige: That's a damn shame
by Swag Master Cloud May 13, 2014

Lucky Charms would be the breakfast of champions..
by IrishRepublicanArmy May 27, 2004

Wheaties. Y'know, orange box, famous athletes plastered on the front? Tastes like burnt ass? Yeah, that stuff.
by Yazzy July 27, 2005

by hughmonger November 3, 2003

Dragon Champion is an extremely skilled Pokémon Master at GSC, who specializes in the use of Dragon Pokémon and One-Hit Knock Out techniques such as Fissure and Horn Drill. He is almost undefeatable and he posts mainly on Serebii, Neoseeker and GameFAQs.
by Random Pokémon Trainer July 4, 2006

"That guy is wearing aqua socks and jeans..."
"Yeah.. what a winner..."
"No man.. he's the world champion."
"Yeah.. what a winner..."
"No man.. he's the world champion."
by Greg O'neal September 26, 2005

by Uchimi May 2, 2010
