CeMpAkA

Omg when you meet her, she will show you the definition of BADASS.

She's a huge fan of starwars and her passion about becoming a jedi is unbelievable!

Jacob: Damn! who's that new kid!?

Tom: You don't know her? Shame on you!

Jacob: Please tell me who she is. She's really attractive and I want to get to know her ;)

Tom: Sigh

Tom: Her name is Cempaka.

Jacob: Can you get her number for me?

Tom: Sure, but i'll keep it myself ;)

I wish my future wife is Cempaka because she will make breakfast in bed.

by 420whatchusmoking August 11, 2019

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cement surfing

When people sleep on city sidewalks, usually performed by homeless people.

"I got kicked out of the shelter, so I guess I'm back to cement surfing."

by The Homeless Guy June 5, 2014

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cementery

A "low budget" graveyard where the headstones are just molded from Portland Redi-mix instead of costly professionally-carved granite.

In "A Christmas Carol", it doesn't mention whether the miser Scrooge's tombstone was in a cementery or not.

by QuacksO June 28, 2018

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CEMDOAM

When it feels like you’re taking a huge crap but then you turn to look at it and it’s just one little pebble sized turd

Dude , I was just in the woods and I dropped a cemdoam

by Oh.shucks July 21, 2018

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ceming

Ceming is a great, smart and awesome guy! He is single and doesn't wanna mingle.

He is a promoter for all cool and fancy electronic devices!
He is loved by all lab members, especially his boss Chang.

He will be the next trillionaire and scientist!

"I wanna be the Ceming in the lab."
"No, you are not, I am the Ceming in the lab"
" I am looking for a Ceming to date"

by Changfunfacts August 21, 2018

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