Cattle prodder

When a girl is riding you in reverse cowgirl you and you stick a finger in her asshole.

She was riding me last night and I surprised her with the cattle prodder.

by collegebroski April 21, 2012

cattle drapes

Cattle Drapes are a lot like "Beef Curtains" They're a name for the most heinous, tattered, frayed, stained, busted and discolored pussy lips in existence. If a woman has Cattle Drapes before she turns 65 she obviously is amazing in bed. Don't let the wreckage of her box fool you. Those Cattle Drapes separate, allow you in and then they rejoin themselves to each other around the shape of your cock. It's pretty amazing and can cause instant ejaculation if you're not used to the airtight seal the Drapes make around your cock whether thrusting forward or retracting, full shaft, sans the helmet, backed out of the meaty, visually baffling vagina, then slammed back in.

Most people love a nice set of Beef Curtains but it's the Cattle Drapes that fill you up and leave you fully satisfied.

You must be 18 to ride this face. C'mon teenyboppers, move along with your Cattle Drapes.

by Miss. Behave & WayOutWestes August 29, 2023

cattle ranching

A blumpkin only with a guy eating a girls pussy while the cattle (shit) comes out of the gate (ass).. bc the tongue will graze the cattle as it come out!

My girl and I are going to be cattle ranching later!! Anyone else hungry?!?

by Kbeaudry80 February 19, 2022

Cattle

Large groups of people that are easily swayed and directed through the use of simple cues, often to their own slaughter, even when they smell blood, hear the screams, and can see the other cows being dismembered.

Did you see China handle it's cattle problems?
Yeah too many dogs in America to treat people like Cattle

by 0101010101010 December 26, 2020

cattle crumbs

Another way of saying shrooms

Britney was tripping off those cattle crumbs, she seen a pink elephant dancing with a purple dragon.

by Merkinsky February 15, 2021

cattle breeding

Cattle breeding is the act of mass breeding animals specially cows for various purposes usually over and over in the animal lifetime. The breed is then used for the breeders purposes.

I'm thinking of selling gold fish online. I only have 20 tho so I'll have to cattle breeding them to have enough.

by ThefireGriffin April 22, 2021

Rangle Cattle

The Hick way of saying blowing out someone’s back, and or doing a innately freaky act with someone

Pardon me ma’am, but I you are the purdiest little lady I ever did see. May I Rangle Cattle with you tonight?

by Cattle wrangler 69 May 28, 2021