it's the cops

something to say when you're caught doing something you're not supposed to

1.dude:i really like these sun glasses,but i dont have any money.
another dude:you have fingers don't you
dude:fine
employee:hey get back here
dude:it's the cops
2.ben:lets put a flaming bag of shit on tat dude's porch
nathan:ok
the dude's mom:that wasnt very nice
ben:it's the cops

by calcy January 10, 2008

big city cops

Big city cops}, usually a dumbed down version of a small city cop. Some big cities require their cops to have degrees so what you get is a book learned idiot with a gun that feels empowered because they work for a large metropolitan department. Very few of these clowns ever promote beyond a sergeant position due to the fact they cannot think on their own which is why they had to go to work for a large department. Big city departments run very narrow background checks so they hire many that would not make the cut in departments that do thorough checks. many of these officers feel that position make them really important but most cannot explain any simple law that they enforce. Their training will mostly be in tactics and other items that they will never need or use. All you have to do is watch Youtube and see how people make most big city cops into blundering idiots that feel that the "badge" makes them educated. Big city cops are the ones that "must" shoot the pet dogs or tase grandma for "their" safety. Yep without large groups of other big city cops to come back them up most would take an ass whopping a day.

I feel important because I am one of the big city cops.

by THPD July 31, 2017

Cops and Bobbers

A game where two females run around grabbing eachother on the bobbers.

I watched as Stacie and Kim played a good ole' game of Cops and Bobbers.

by Tim Shneider February 22, 2007

hot boxing the cops

to create or innovate something in a totally k-rad junglist techstep revival way - usually reserved for use when referencing nerds wearing all black with long, unkempt facial hair and voracious body order or "comic book guy" characters a la Matt Groening's "The Simpsons"

Did you see that guy in the BATMAN t-shirt cruise over from his LAN party to piss off the people in the next room having a wedding reception? Dude was totally hot boxing the cops!

by jbl December 31, 2003

Copscrew

To use the hole of a donut to excite one's penis, by sticking the penis in and rubbing until orgasm. In some occasions the semen created from orgasm will be rubbed onto the donut and the donut then eaten.

"Man, I'm hungry AND horny. I should stop by the donut store, pick up a big chocolate glazed donut and go home for a copscrew."

by D_Cawdry July 22, 2014

Cops

Plural Acronym for constable on patrol

The police/constable was patroling the streets all night looking for bad guys. The precinct call them cops

by Burgerboy118 October 24, 2018

cops

Police or pigs who get annoying or ruin the fun- if you wanna catch some get a box of doughnuts and cheap coffee

p1 : Fucking hell look at those pigs
p2 : Don't you mean the cops?
p1 : Same thing idiot

by fatsharks101 June 23, 2019