Comical term used in the context of discussing and/or conducting and exposition about the male sex organ. Originates from the comercial device used to ejaculate petrol into motorized vehicles, hence the physical metaphore at hand. "Bowser" is also misappropriated and used in reference to the smash hit video game franchise "Super Mario Brothers" however, this is in reference to a different "bowser" - an overweight antagonist war turtle.
Hey bro show us your bowser at this most inconvenient time which consists of the hours between 6pm to 8pm because thats when most modern and conventional households hold their late afternoon/evening meal.
by Dylan-Banga August 14, 2011
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Why? Probably because Bowser always comes at the end of most every Mario game. Don't over-think it.
Why? Probably because Bowser always comes at the end of most every Mario game. Don't over-think it.
by Ling Blinger July 22, 2013
Get the Bowser mug.Bowser is a turtle, dragon, ox mix. he breaths fire, has 10 spiked on his green shell thats lined in white, he has red-orange hair, a spiked collar with 9 spikes on it, and spiked metal cuffs on his biceps, and wrists with 6 spikes each, he has two fangs hanging down snaggletoothed, he has 6 on the top and 6 on the bottom totaling 12 teeth, he has a tan puffy snout with a cleft chin (verry sexy) his skin is yellow but oddly his head is not leaving people to wonder how that happened, his skin is rough kinda like a dinosaurs skin, he can go inside his sheel although it may not seem like it and he CAN take his shell off. he had red-orange eyebrows and red eyes. he can breath fire and is quite in shape but slow at running and gets around by flying in his koopa clown car. Bowser species is called koopa, he has 8 children, from oldest to youngest (this is a guess) Ludwig, Morton jr., Roy, Larry, Iggy, Lemmy, Wendy, and Bowser jr., theyre have been rumors that his wifes name is Clawdia. he is obviously in love with peach, but ahe isn't the mother of any of the children. he is king of the Dark Lands right there on the same little continent as the Mushroom Kingdom. he has many minions thatwould take to long to name them all off. but there you go, thats bowser in a nutshell hope i didn't forget anything beside the face that hes the main boss in most of the mario games.
Bowser is the bees knees! lol
by Clawdia (thats really my name) October 2, 2011
Get the Bowser mug.a fatass koopa king (turtle) with spikes on his shell, can breethe fire, and even ram you with his horns. He's an imaptient asshole who treats his servents like shit and is a pervert who wants to hump Peach, but Mario and Luigi always kick his ass.
So,I saw King Bowser stare at a picture of Princess Peach and he was humping the poster, and when I saw it, I was pissing in my pants!
by Anonymous January 30, 2005
Get the King Bowser mug.Only like the koolest character ib that game, soo beats all the other gay things on it, and plus he is kapital H.O.T.T. HOTT! Gotta luv him and his sex appeal!
by Bowsers Biatch! April 24, 2005
Get the King Bowser mug.A philosophy of personal conduct towards people and life. Derived from many religious and philosophical studies, Bowserism tries to bring into the twenty first century old precepts in a new package that can be accepted by an educated class of people. It is a work in progress and this sage welcomes your addition to this work of wisdom. Please feel free and advance this effort.
1) Life can be good or bad, depending on the actions of either the individual, another person, both or the actions of others.
2) Your actions can create good, bad or worse results as time moves forward.
3) You can love, hate, help or harm others.
4) Every man has sinned.
5) There are two paths from which to choose.
6) There is always time to change paths.
7) Blazing your own trail will lead to one of two paths.
8) Do to others as you would have them do to you.
9) Do not lie.
10) Do not bait and fish for evil in another mans heart or you will find it.
11) The human soul is more valuable than any material object.
12) Forgive others their errors.
13) Two wrongs do not make a right.
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1) Life can be good or bad, depending on the actions of either the individual, another person, both or the actions of others.
2) Your actions can create good, bad or worse results as time moves forward.
3) You can love, hate, help or harm others.
4) Every man has sinned.
5) There are two paths from which to choose.
6) There is always time to change paths.
7) Blazing your own trail will lead to one of two paths.
8) Do to others as you would have them do to you.
9) Do not lie.
10) Do not bait and fish for evil in another mans heart or you will find it.
11) The human soul is more valuable than any material object.
12) Forgive others their errors.
13) Two wrongs do not make a right.
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by Sqeeezer June 1, 2007
Get the Bowserism mug.its a charactr in mario and its the name of this librarian who got pissed at me cuz i snuck porn onto one of the shelves in the kid's section
who the fuck names their kid bowser?
who the fuck names their kid bowser?
by Bros Call Me DP September 12, 2006
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