T-batin

When you place you left hand thumb down, then your right hand on top perpendicular. This formation is then placed on top of your penis placing it between both hands and is used to get off.

Dude, Matt just told me about how he's always t-batin to all of his porn sites!

by Brizles March 25, 2010

Cape Bating

The act of masturbating in a salon while wearing a haircutting cape to conceal the act.

The stylist was shocked to realize that her customer was cape bating while she was cutting his hair.

by SM4SHBOX September 8, 2016

Desperate bating

When you are so horny that you can jerk off to just about anything.

My parents walked in on me desperate bating to a lamp.

by Jsummers33 December 17, 2016

Double boating

When a person has a baby mama and a side hoe at the same time

Look at Michael double boating over there

by Baljeet69 October 7, 2018

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when someone fart smel like tuna and

oh my go it smell bad

sorry i had a fafa boingy berfe chesy krabby patty

by karby paty June 11, 2021

bogina

A Man's Vagina, his A-hole. His backdoor vagina.

He likes it in the Bogina.
"Como esta el Bogina!?!?!"

by Queen Bean April 14, 2006

Boing-Boinged

To have your random cat video, or steampunk mouse armor, or technique for weaponizing bacon posted to BoingBoing.net.. People send all kinds of random and amazing stuff to Boing Boing, and the editors decide which stuff is the best and then post it, along with a trackback to the person who sent the submission. Getting "Boing Boinged" virtually assures you will at least 15 milisceonds of nerdy fame, along with a host of new Twitter followers, new hits on your blog, or whatever.

"OMFG! The video of our wedding party doing the Thriller dance just got Boing-Boinged!"

by Jingleyfish August 29, 2009