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Bloomer Crickets

Bloomer Crickets are slang for Pubic Lice Infestation. Also called "crabs," pubic lice are parasitic insects found in the genital area of humans. Infection is common and found worldwide.

Pubic lice are usually spread through sexual contact. Rarely, infestation can be spread through contact with an infested person's bed linens, towels, or clothes. A common misunderstanding is that infestation can be spread by sitting on a toilet seat. This isn't likely, since lice cannot live long away from a warm human body. Also, lice do not have feet designed to walk or hold onto smooth surfaces such as toilet seats.

Infection in a young child or teenager may indicate sexual activity or sexual abuse.
Signs and symptoms of Bloomer Crickets include:
Itching in the genital area
Visible nits (lice eggs) or crawling lice
Bloomer Crickets by Doug Hightower September 22, 2005
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broken bloomer 

A broken bloomer is a person whose been broken a lot of times and has real trust issues. A broken bloomer has a hard time in life and would die for people who wouldn’t care at all. The broken bloomer dreams of bright futures but has a hard time believing in them. Always wears a fake smile around people but is broken inside and it’s often seen on them.
Person 1: Hey you know that guy over there he seems a little weird often?
Person 2: Can’t you see he’s obviously a broken bloomer.
Person 1: What’s a broken bloomer?
Person 2: A broken bloomer is a broken person who wants people to be happy but really can’t be happy themselves and loves people that don’t care.
Person 1: Damn that’s hard.
To take something away, or ban it; to deprive a large group of people something simply because you don't like it.
A large sugary soft drink has too many calories, so in NY they bloomberged it. ban block remove prohibit
bloomberg by JoezWaleZ March 21, 2013

bloomer biscuit 

Another word for a female vagina.
Man check out that woman there. Yeah I would like to butter her bloomer biscuit. Wouldn't you?
She is very sweet and caring!, Also she is kind hearted. She will never mind even though you will insult her. It also means the queen of earth.
Whos the queen of the earth?
Its Bhoomi dude!
Bhoomi by Most known June 13, 2018
Bhooma is the ultimate MILF. She has large thighs and a thicc phat ass. She is a sexy beast. She is also kind and nice. She gets very enthusiastic. She braids her hair and usually likes it in the ass. She is a make out queen and a sexy beast. She will fight for what she wants and is determined. She has oily skin and has black hair and eyes.
Bhooma is awesome
bhooma by Cabbagemomo December 16, 2019

bloomfield high school 

The is the school for the mixed people. Thotty Whites, Bitchy Blacks, Hoeing Latinos. Where they have blackouts on sunny days. And where there track teachers go to sexually assault students. And when there is fights for no reason. What a great day it is to be a Bloomfield Bengal.
John - Oh you go to Bloomfield High School?
Mary - Yea
John - That’s where all the thots, bitches and hoes go. That mixed school is so dumb