bander

French slang verb for having an erection. This word comes from the verb for drawing a bow. This comes from both being hard, and all loaded up. This is often used in expressions.

Il vas bander pour elle.

He will have a boner for her.

by Ninja337 August 23, 2006

Facebook Blunder

When using facebook mobile and attempting to search for someone, accidentally posting their name as your status. Even more embarrassing when it's someone you hardly know.

"I was facebook stalking this girl and when I went back to my wall I'd made a Facebook Blunder"

by Hammermeister September 20, 2011

3 Orangutans 1 Blender

An unknown shock video that supposedly contains a bunch of men killing orangutans, and the only proof of these videos existing is from "reaction" videos.

I tried to look up 3 orangutans 1 blender and couldn't find anything, most likely a hoax.

by Justicewithtacosandweed July 11, 2020

blandard

Derived from the phrase 'bloody standard'. Used to describe something or an act conducted by someone that is excessively standard

1:Fuck man, I got so wasted last nite
2:Yeah dude, that was a blandard rave

by Joe Walford August 27, 2007

banderscotch

1. common englishman's word for goddamnit

Oh banderscotch!! arthur ate all the crisps

by peterpaul July 6, 2005

blunderful

adj ~ a wonderful occurrence that is purely a lucky coincidence facilitated or created by a blunder; succeeding because of failure, rather than despite it

Sweetheart, you're the most blunderful thing to ever happen in your mother's and my lives.

by D'Royce O'Coinpurse February 28, 2010

blonderexic

Being so addicted to bleaching your hair that it's almost white, flat, monochromatic, and burnt to a frizzle.

Vicki Gunvalson from The Real Housewives of Orange County is blonderexic and needs to just shave her head and start over.

by Spiral Jacobs August 5, 2008