Blasted

Having multiple Budweiser’s and cigs.

Ben got blasted while fishing with his friends.

by Bloop 1969 August 10, 2019

blasted arse shard

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.

Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

Blasted

The highest level of being under the influence of Marijuana. After the level of being Blasted.

Yo bro you blasted?

- haha no, yoo i am glasted 🤣🤣

Yo let’s go make some chicken noodle and put it on the oven to bake ?
- lmao this dude is Glasted already.

by Omega black wolf October 6, 2019

Blasted

When you roast a nigga down

He was talked about so much he cant take anymore ne has been blasted

by anonymous November 28, 2020

Blasted

It could mean having or getting a lot of tattoos or getting shot, like emptying out a full clip on someone.

Damn, did you see his tattoos? That guy got blasted!
Yo, them foos went blasting on the enemies. They got shot at.

by MistahRigoh September 11, 2021

Blasted

Getting Tatted

I got my stomach blasted today

by Sqeakylettuce August 25, 2022

Blasted clown

a blasted clown is a filthy dirty dumb ass fucking shit clown that really tries your patience at the very precise moment when you are having the worst day of your entire fucking life and things couldn't possibly get any worse until this dumb ass shit clown motherfucker came along. They just seem to come out of the woodworks at you when you are having a particularly miserable day and they just wanna make your life worse.

Whenever I have road rage it is usually because some dumb blasted clown got in front of me and I start shouting “Move you clown! Move you FUCKING clown!! Move you goddamn blasted clown!!! Move!, move!!, move!!!, move!!!!, move!!!!!, move!!!!!!, MOOOOOVVVVVVVVE!!!!!

by Bill Beef July 8, 2025