Gaff Bash

A house party or pissup

Dat gaff bash last night was sick bruv!

by O J3 J3 Y July 6, 2009

No Bash March

The act of not masturbating for the whole month of march in order to know whether you still have control or if your penis has taken over Est. 2013

No Bash March soon better get it all out of your system in February
You had sex with your girl for valentines day didn't you? That should hold you up for no bash march

by MrDC February 22, 2015

boner bashing

the act of slamming the head of ones penis into the head of anthers

"i was boner bashing yesterday and now my dick hurts"

by Xx.god.xX December 27, 2013

Bostwick Bash

The same sexual acts in the Hummel Pummel, only the one head-butting the vagina has to be wearing a clown wig. This provides a little more cushion than the original Hummel Pummel.

"My new girlfriend Kristin has never been Pummeled before, so we started out easy with the Bostwick Bash."

by cgormzzzzz December 22, 2009

paki bashing

A pass time once common in U.K. and Canadian cities where drunken white youths would lay the boots to an unsuspecting Pakistani refugee.

Let's have a few beer and go paki bashing, eh?

by left4ded April 17, 2005

bashing the monkey

Taking "spanking the monkey" to the next level and having an angry wank; often resulting in an extremely sore penis.

"Hey, where's Keith?"
"I heard he is upset, so odds are he is probably bashing the monkey."

by KeithTheGospelRapper September 15, 2013

bash it

short for "bash it up your ass"

meaning more or less to go fuck yourslef

timmy: hey johnny you suck at everything you do

johnny: you know what timmy bash it up your ass

by ATHENA JORDISON May 26, 2009