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Birmingham Bush Crabs

1: Noun

A delicacy enjoyed in the city of Birmingham, Alabama, wherein you scrape the pubic lice out of a hooker’s bush, fry the lice in a pan, and eat them like popcorn. Traditionally, the pubes are used as dental floss afterwards. 1 hooker serves 4 people.
Hey Bill, Krystal’s been mighty itchy lately, wanna see if we can score some Birmingham Bush Crabs?
by DiarrheaDildo69 November 12, 2025
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The Birmingham Pancake

The Birmingham pancake is an addition to the typical English breakfast, it's performed in the same way as an Alabama pancake is usually made.

Alltho the Birmingham pancake, might be abit unorthodox, it's still made all around the world.
"Nan, I've been craving your amazing Birmingham pancakes for weeks now!"

To be honest The Birmingham Pancake can be defined as a war atrocity to not have on your menu!
by Gregor McWhipperscatter November 14, 2018
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The Birmingham baton

The act of bitch slapping someone with a big black dildo
My boss fired me so I gave everyone in the office the Birmingham baton
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Alexander Brantingham

No one compares to Alexander Brantingham. He is loving, kind, thoughtful, and strong. He has the most stunning eyes that you could stare at forever. Green and blue. He has a gentle smile that melts you from the inside out. He has an amazing personality and makes for the best boyfriend. He is loyal, understanding, and calm. He may not have completely faith in himself but he’s always tried his best. He will always make you smile and make you feel heard. Alexander is like no one else and is one of a kind.
by thedumbbrunette May 31, 2022
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Pilgrim From Birmingham

¨Kaden is a Pilgrim From Birmingham, not because he is a lower level, but because he is black.¨
by Frogmire November 10, 2022
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paint me a Birmingham

When a woman cheats on her man and she reconciles by ejaculates on her back.
Maggie cheated on Garry and to reconcile he says he can paint me a Birmingham.
by Fezaroni October 3, 2022
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