Birmingham Bush Crabs

1: Noun

A delicacy enjoyed in the city of Birmingham, Alabama, wherein you scrape the pubic lice out of a hooker’s bush, fry the lice in a pan, and eat them like popcorn. Traditionally, the pubes are used as dental floss afterwards. 1 hooker serves 4 people.

Hey Bill, Krystal’s been mighty itchy lately, wanna see if we can score some Birmingham Bush Crabs?

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The Birmingham Pancake

The Birmingham pancake is an addition to the typical English breakfast, it's performed in the same way as an Alabama pancake is usually made.

Alltho the Birmingham pancake, might be abit unorthodox, it's still made all around the world.

"Nan, I've been craving your amazing Birmingham pancakes for weeks now!"

To be honest The Birmingham Pancake can be defined as a war atrocity to not have on your menu!

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The Birmingham baton

The act of bitch slapping someone with a big black dildo

My boss fired me so I gave everyone in the office the Birmingham baton

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King Benningham Franklinian

A God

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Alexander Brantingham

No one compares to Alexander Brantingham. He is loving, kind, thoughtful, and strong. He has the most stunning eyes that you could stare at forever. Green and blue. He has a gentle smile that melts you from the inside out. He has an amazing personality and makes for the best boyfriend. He is loyal, understanding, and calm. He may not have completely faith in himself but he’s always tried his best. He will always make you smile and make you feel heard. Alexander is like no one else and is one of a kind.

Alexander Brantingham is one sexy strawberry blonde.

by thedumbbrunette May 31, 2022

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