Backwards Sandwich

A form of male masturbation where you cross your arms and use the back of your hands to hold your penis.

The hairier your hands are, the closer the experience will be to a 1970s vagina.

Todd: Oh shit, sorry man. Wait, what are you doing?
Stan: It's called the Backwards Sandwich, dude!
Todd: Huh. I uh, think I'm going to make a sandwich for myself.

by Henry J. Pinkerton, PhD January 10, 2012

Backwards asscastle

Generallly used in cooking. A food, usually a stew or soup, made by throwing whatever sounds tasty without any recipie whatsoever into a pot or pan and cooking it.

Dave: Reggie, what did you put in this stew!? It's fucking amazing!

Reggie: I don't know man. It's just Backwards asscastle.

by Drackonius The Dark August 13, 2012

Backwards kangaroo

The art off going to a mates house and sitting reverse on the toilet with your Hands on the cistern in a kangaroo pose, pooing leaving a crocodile slide.

Eww Jeff the dirty prick must have done a backwards kangaroo in here there's a dirty big croc slide in the loo!!!

by orsm1 August 31, 2014

backwards bush

When someone who is being interviewed gets angry at a question, and decides to throw an object, such as a shoe, at the reporter.

This comes from when a reporter decided to throw a shoe at George Bush, who was being interviewed on the podium.

Lebron James was recently asked if he would just retire already. Lebron was furious with this statement, and decided to backwards bush the reporter

by beverley555 May 20, 2014

backwards hickwater dungswamp

An aqueous geographic area, perceived as opposing or delaying advancements in social justice.

"But why can't you guys ever seem to figure out that other forms of discrimination are just as wrong, and do it in a time frame that is at least reasonably consistent with the rest of the educated Western world? Until such time, sorry, but you will not shake off your lingering reputation as a backwards hickwater dungswamp."

by mellow art February 11, 2015

backwards fruitcake

Anal reverse cow girl. After man cums in her ass she poos it back onto his chest.

I will be ruding the backwards fruitcake tonight.

by lover of the fruitcake April 30, 2015

Backwards Sally

While having intercourse the female squirts out her ass instead of her pussy.

I was fucking my wife and she had a backwards sally.

by EKBOSS12 April 24, 2016