but sex

To have wordanal sex. Synonononmizzims include buttsex and buhsechs

Guy: "How far would you go on a date?"
Girl: "I don't know, anything but sex?"
Guy: "Buttsex? HOOO-AAAH!"

by Hezus August 27, 2003

But first, letmetakeaselfie

1. Originating from the music video "#SELFIE" by Chainsmokers, "But first, letmetakeaselfie" is a popular saying used mostly on Vine. It is said right before one takes a selfie; usually taken before one is going to do something --probably something important and/or productive.

2. The most annoying saying ever used on social media, especially on Vine.

1.)
Father: Hey! It's time to go to school!
Daugter: Be right there! But first, letmetakeaselfie. (Dub step)

2.)
Son: Where is Sandra?
Mother: Oh, she's just taking a selfie.

by DrPepperMan April 28, 2014

but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore

1.When you are telling a story and have engaged a listener but realize that the climax of the story is not nearly as enthralling as the build up, this phrase is used to complete your story with an unexpected slam on the listener instead of trailing it off at the end and disappointing yourself and your audience.

2. Alternative ending to a "and then I found five dollars" type of story.

"Today I got to work a little late and there were rumors about my company letting some people go. This afternoon, my boss called me into his office and sat me down across from him with a solemn look on his face... and well, he didn't fire me, but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore."

by scass May 18, 2010

but, fuck

expression used specifically when one says something with so much emphasis yet a couple split seconds after realizes that there is no way that is realistic therefore, cheerfully realize you went so far and yet find yourself slightly worst than where you started with nothing more to say than...but, fuck.

A-"Are you kidding me, don't we all wish we could fly, in our waking life dude.. but fuck! "
B-"But, fuck heheheh, get it dude, butt-fuck!"
A-"Oh god, you moron!"

by justhemiddlename August 3, 2009

but fucking

A phrase commonly used when attempting to return to an original point in a conversation after going off into another story during one's narration of events.

So anyway we got the Indian warpaint on, but fucking, we were going to head over to Jordan's place.

by H-Town Survivor November 20, 2010

but also a police

Is said of someone who is something, but also a police. One could be anything, such as a pizza delivery guy, and still also be a police.

So there's this guy, right, he's a pizza delivery guy, but also a police.

by pizza_delivery_guy March 1, 2011

but-his face

similar to butter face (but her) but used when describing a male. Everything about him looks good but-his face

"hes got a bod but hes a but-his face"

by hncjo04 February 5, 2009