Butchelorette

A single butch lesbian, available, not necessarily partnered.

"I'm going out tonight and I'm going to find myself a hot butchelorette!"

by corycunnilingus June 6, 2015

beauchelor

A guy who is newly-single and hooks up with anyone.

Ever since Dave became a beauchelor he has become a manwhore

by dizzle dulizzle July 27, 2017

bachelor takeout

When a bachelor orders a lot of food to improve solitary weeks.

Pete was going out to the cottage with his girlfriend, while Lorenzo ordered Chinese food for the fifth time that month. Lorenzo is always single and orders take out from restaurants habitually - bachelor takeout.

by J Cc April 20, 2022

bachelorbate

Having a short wank. As opposed to a whole masterbation, a bachelorbation, or to bachelorbate, required less time and effort.

Frank is not going to fully masterbate, instead he will only bachelorbate.

by Fattigmannssønn June 15, 2022

Scratchie Bachelor

A single man who becomes a more eligable bachelor from winning big on a scratchie ticket. Ultimately giving him the title of the scratchie bachelor.

Also a great idea for the next series of the bachelor: The Scratchie Bachelor In Paradise.

"Paul won it big on a scratchie. He's a scratchie bachelor"

"How much did he really scratch? I need to know before we take this further"

by Shades On A Shadow November 9, 2018

bachelor chow

Food that a sinlge man can't eat and stock in the house if he was living with a woman

hungry man tv dinners are my favorite bachelor chow

by Josh Bubba Anderson September 23, 2005

Bachelor Bib

A paper towel, for eating food off of.

Do you want a plate for that pizza, or a bachelor bib.

by HoMoth January 3, 2009