Derryberry Award

The most prestigious award of the acclaimed Tennessee Technological University. It is awarded to students who radiate astounding amounts of excellence from the depths of their being and display raw bestial sexuality in even the smallest of undertakings. The award itself, in the hands of the master, can be used to summon droves of moist and wanting underage high-school girls.

Announcer: "The winner and recipient of this years Derryberry award is: Benjamin Eckart."
Moist & wanting high-school girl: " OMG BEN ECKART IS THE SMARTEST MOST BRILLIANT MAN IN THE WORLD AND I SUDDENLY DESIRE THE FRUIT OF HIS LOINS!"

by A Big Fantastic HUG May 8, 2008

Seano Award

A Seano Award is given when someone does something childish and or stupid that causes grief to others. Commonly handed out in World of Warcraft (at least in our guild) to morons that wipe raids due to stupidity or just plain screwing around. A Seano Award is given (in World of Warcraft) by mailing someone 1 copper with the tagline of Here's your Seano Award. In real life you could give someone a penny with a note attached saying the same thing.

Someone you work with, who knows their job well, does something horrendously stupid that costs your company alot of money, time, etc. Everyone is pissed off because of this. That's right, it's time for a Seano Award. Give that poor fol a penny with the tag "Here's your Seano Award" and let them ponder that one for a bit. In World of Warcraft it's handed out to players who do stupid things or just act like complete idiots.

by Mike Slats November 8, 2008

Ankarune

a nab from core clan his natural habitat is in the game granado espada often seen dead it has be noted to be the nab of all nabs

that ankarune is dead again

by Ankarune April 26, 2009

Shit Attack Awareness Level

This scale of measuring ones need for a number. 2 (i.e. dropping the kids off at the pool) is defined from a number between 1 - 10, with 10 being a level so strong you actually crap your pants with the occasional loose bowels (diarrhea).

We could tell by the way Fredrik was running past us towards the toilet that he at least had a shit attack awareness level 7 bordering on 8. The brown stain on his pants definately helped justify this..

by svenski1 October 20, 2009

People's Choice Award

The 21st century version of American democracy

Ted: "Wow, our democracy is now nothing but a "People's Choice Award." We quit caring about background, character, intelligence or other intangibles, and simply pick the most entertaining white guy."
Russ: "Yep, Trump is no Lincoln, Eisenhower or FDR. I guess half the country finds him entertaining enough to be leader of the free world."
Ted: "Makes great sense, doesn't it? You don't think the rest of the world is both freaking out and laughing at us at the same time, do you?"

by hodags1966 November 12, 2020

Grammy Awards

The worst representation of "good music." Grammy awards are not given out to the best music of the year by any stretch of the imagination. The awards are given out to the acts that either A. Sell the most albums or singles or get the most playtime on radio/MTV or B. Classic Rock artists that still produce music even though they are decades past their prime. The Grammy's are supposed to be the most "prestigious" awarsd in the music industry but a piece of cow shit is more prestigious than a Grammy Award.

"Who's gonna sweep up all the Grammy Awards this year?"
"Did U2 put out another shitty album this year?"
"I think so"
"Then that's your answer"

by bigjeffrey8899 May 1, 2010

Douchebag Of The Year Award

A fictional award given out during the fictional awards ceremony known as the E.M.M.Ys. It is awarded to the one person every year who showed the most extreme douchbagary throughout the year.

The Douchebag Of The Year Award for the year 2009 was given to Kanye West for his actions toward Taylor Swift during the 2009 MTV VMAs. Not cool Kanye... Not cool.

by Xero _ Manifest January 2, 2011