Assfazoodler

Noun. The act or process of fazooding an ass. Commonly used to define something dumb the AI does in a game.

Barbra: "How could you be such an assfazoodler, Tom!!!"

by SapperDaddy69 December 8, 2016

asstard

One who appears to be either an asshole or a retard, but you cannot tell which.

Use of the word covfefe proves that Donald is an asstard.

by NotAnAsstard May 31, 2017

asstard

A { mentally dull},ill-mannered person .

His asstardistic personality seemed a perfect fit for being a meter maid.

by LP Fredo Pseudo November 30, 2017

asscary

A mix between assertive driving and scary driving. The art of scaring your friends with your maniac driving and keeping a calm, cool and serious type of composure. The asscary drivers are also known to wave their hands, Palm up while saying “really”?

Jenny was a very asscary driver. Her friends were terrified, but she was calm while listening to her iPod.

by Andy_drew December 6, 2017

assfaded

Exactly like crossfaded, but specifically referring to when you are crossfaded on two or more anally-administered drugs.

"Dude, what happened last night?"

"You dipped a tampon in tequila, rolled it in cocaine, and stuck it you-know-where! You called it a 'burning butt churro'! You were totally assfaded!"

by Emotional Spork the Second April 22, 2018

Asspark

Verb__Reverse parking. (Not to be confused with the 'noun' which is where homo's have picnics. )

"take the truck out the gate and asspark it in neighbours driveway"

by Danks January 19, 2018

Asstard

A portmanteau of Asshole and Retard. A person who is an asshole and a Retard at the same time, combine to get asstard.

*Talking with Jewish people in front of us*
Chase H (loudly) "Hey what does like mean"
Luke "A derogatory term for a Jewish person"
Jewish person "If I hear you say that again I will report you for antisemitism"
Chase H "Haha sorry I just sent a text to a girl saying the holocaust was fake and she said I'm a proud kike"
Like "Chase, you ASSTARD"

by cutmypenisoff325 May 26, 2018