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alcoshowerholic

Someone who is unable to take a shower without a beer
Man, Rob is such an alcoshowerholic. He hasn't taken a shower without a PBR in a month
by iamthelampman May 15, 2010
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Almost to Narnia

The act of being homosexual to such a high degree that were the closet metaphor reality, you would have by this point almost have reached narnia due to how far you are in the closet.
Bill: Heyyyyy, look at the ass on that dude.
Bob: Seriously bro, keep going, you're almost to Narnia.
by narya August 13, 2011
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Altissimus

A shit-tastic hardcore "band" that prides itself on creating complete ear-rape with electric instruments.
Jim: Man, Altissimus really sucks my asshole dry!
Chris: Altissacore is ten times better.
by Phat Pail January 1, 2012
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altona chrome

A upstate NY slang term for using duct tape for car repairs
Did you get your car fixed?
No, I just used some Altona chrome
by JankumLord840 January 21, 2016
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Aljoscha

Most hilarious person you will ever meet. Sweet, kind, of course funny, and cute, although he might admit to none of those things. Unbelievably caring and willing to stand up for what he believes in, stick up for friends/girlfriend, and not afraid to just have fun no matter what anyone thinks. Very intelligent, sometimes even thinks too much into things. Has a lot of friends, but loses temper easily when it comes to certain things. Mess with the people close to him? Watch out. Very protective and loving! And, overall, just an awesome person.
Aljoscha is very WICHTIG HAHA DU NUTTEN DENKST ICH MACH HIER ERNSTE SACHE HAHAH DUMMMMM
by JoschiLeak June 3, 2018
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Almost dropped my popcorn

An expression of being surprised
When I heard your sister was pregnant, I almost dropped my popcorn.
by Master sage August 16, 2018
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almost boyfriend

when two people are obviously dating or into eachother but when asked they say that they are just friends

they are constantly flirting with eachother much like a flirtationship

usually the girl/boy in the type of relationship will refer to him as their almost boyfriend

these relationships are really annoying to watch because they are perfect for eachother but they are to scared to tell eachother how they feel.

everyone ships them though.
jet: " wow David and Grace make such a great couple! they are perfect for eachother"

oliver: " they say their just friends but they act like a couple . I ship them so much it's killing me "

autumn: " I talked to Grace earlier she says he's her almost boyfriend because she's not sure if he likes her yet even though it seems like he does. "
by flirtyship January 7, 2020
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