Amnesiex

An ex-girlfriend, boyfriend or lover who is simply forgetting things about you.

This is sometimes selective memory or the person could just be an idiot.

Yeah we met, we talked, then the Amnesiex had no idea of the entire month we spent on my couch watching the wire. I mean she bought the dvds!.

by derekgibney June 1, 2009

Agnostracism

When one has been rejected by both the atheist and religious communities for having an officially unofficial stance on the divine.

I'm agnostic, but my atheist friends think I'm a wimp. Straight up Agnostracism.

by Veeeeeeeeeeedub October 7, 2009

agnewed

To have a totally random and counterproductive element inserted into a plan or course of action by a third party.

We were planning to be done before lunch, but we got agnewed and didn't get home till midnight.

by Aperider May 15, 2011

AGNEZ MO

AGNEZ MO is an Indonesian singer, songwriter, producer, director, actress, performer, dancer, and a business woman. She was professionally known as Agnes Monica before amending her new stage name. The Western world may have trouble placing the Indonesian superstar, but MO has lived in the spotlight since she was six years-old. Growing up in Jakarta as a daughter to two professional athletes, Mo was a child singing sensation who became a soap star, only to return to her roots as a solo artist. She has since collaborated with everyone from Timbaland to Chris Brown and garnered a cool 35 million loyal fans watching her every move across all social platform. Thousands stream her new releases in a matter of minutes. Despite her immeasurable success during a career spanning the better part of three decades (and a recent move to image-obsessed music mecca, Los Angeles) the singer says she's primarily committed to maintaining her authentic. 🤫 Also she's the most awarded artist in Indonesian history ever with over 180 awards!

Dream Believe and Make it Happen! —AGNEZ MO

Vogue: Is America Ready for Agnez Mo?, Indonesia’s Biggest Pop Diva Is Out to Conquer the Fashion World

PAPER: Agnez Mo is as Big as Bieber (But You Won't Catch her Bragging)

New Straits Times: Agnez Mo is Indonesia's richest celeb

by badch00chie November 8, 2020

Tech Amnesia

An ailment caused by losing or breaking a cell phone or mobile device resulting in complete loss of phone numbers and other information of friends and family, mainly caused by the fact that people no longer have to remember phone numbers due to contact lists and speed dialing.

"I wish I never lost my old phone, cause now I don't have anyones numbers anymore. Totally suffering from tech amnesia."

by McSushi March 28, 2008

Facebook Amnesia

A condition of thoughtlessness which occurs when you open up Facebook and forget what you are doing. It is usually temporary, and the person will eventually awake as if out of a stupor. Those who suffer from it are unable to retrieve information and instead fall into a state of oblivion. The most common symptom is mental blankness where the victim descends into a deep state of incognizance.

Danny: Dude, can you see what time the open mic is at?
Rob: Sure man, lemme just check on Facebook.

15 minutes later....

Danny: Bro! What the hell have you been doing for all this time?!
Rob: Oh, I, uh...just looking at some pictures of this girl who's a friend of a person I found on the wall of an acquaintance from middle school.
Danny: Broooo! Shit, stop it, she's like 16. You've got Facebook Amnesia! Now go and check the event page.

by MonteCristo8 August 26, 2013

Spiro Agnew

Richard M. Nixon's vice president. Resigned in 1973 due to scandal. Coined such phrases as "nattering nabobs of negativism."

Spiro Agnew thinks you're all pusillanimous pussyfooters.

by Albie Wangsta April 1, 2004