derekgibney's definitions

Amnesiex

An ex-girlfriend, boyfriend or lover who is simply forgetting things about you.

This is sometimes selective memory or the person could just be an idiot.

Yeah we met, we talked, then the Amnesiex had no idea of the entire month we spent on my couch watching the wire. I mean she bought the dvds!.

by derekgibney June 1, 2009

Minge-Bully

Being a pushy bossy woman and using your vagina as a powerful device to make men (with glasses) do things they would not necessarily do of their own accord.

My god, I thought the fringe was powerful then she goes all minge-bully on the speccie prick and he hasn't got a chance.

by DerekGibney December 9, 2008

Afroused

The ability to be both aroused and afraid at the same time.

When i noticed the third nipple jesus i was afroused.

by derekgibney August 16, 2006

Roryeyed

Having two perfectly good eyes but being so ignorant you use only one, causing you to look a little like a pirate staring at the sun.

Man that gallery kid is a roryeyed fool, he's been squinting so much he should own a parrot.

by DerekGibney February 27, 2008

Cornhorn

Just generally lusting after corn
wanting a corn on the cob so much it gives you an erection.
From the french latin CorniusHorni

I can smell it cook its giving me the cornhorn

by derekgibney August 8, 2006

Chewbaculation

Just standard ejaculation but when you "pop" you howl like chewbacca stubbing his toe.

Yeah last thing i saw was her head in his crotch and he was howling in throes of Chewbaculation.

by derekgibney August 1, 2008

Fetal Attraction

Fetal /Foetal Attraction
An bewildering attraction to a heavily pregnant woman. So bewildering that you suspect even the baby wants it.

I saw her do laps of the pool and then she got out and had that huge pregnant stomach, It was a total fetal attraction i knew right then i had to be inside her.

by DerekGibney July 7, 2008