8 definitions by derekgibney
An ex-girlfriend, boyfriend or lover who is simply forgetting things about you.
This is sometimes selective memory or the person could just be an idiot.
This is sometimes selective memory or the person could just be an idiot.
Yeah we met, we talked, then the Amnesiex had no idea of the entire month we spent on my couch watching the wire. I mean she bought the dvds!.
by derekgibney May 24, 2009
Being a pushy bossy woman and using your vagina as a powerful device to make men (with glasses) do things they would not necessarily do of their own accord.
My god, I thought the fringe was powerful then she goes all minge-bully on the speccie prick and he hasn't got a chance.
by derekgibney October 23, 2008
Just generally lusting after corn
wanting a corn on the cob so much it gives you an erection.
From the french latin CorniusHorni
wanting a corn on the cob so much it gives you an erection.
From the french latin CorniusHorni
by derekgibney August 8, 2006
Fetal /Foetal Attraction
An bewildering attraction to a heavily pregnant woman. So bewildering that you suspect even the baby wants it.
An bewildering attraction to a heavily pregnant woman. So bewildering that you suspect even the baby wants it.
I saw her do laps of the pool and then she got out and had that huge pregnant stomach, It was a total fetal attraction i knew right then i had to be inside her.
by derekgibney July 7, 2008
by derekgibney July 11, 2008
Small greasy hands, that remind a person of the hands of a carnival worker. Sometimes the smell of unwashed root vegetables will evoke a memory of carnie hands.
Middle English, from Old French, from Late Latin: Carnius Handius
Middle English, from Old French, from Late Latin: Carnius Handius
...Seriously that girl Pauline has the oddest carnie hands you cant tell if shes playing the cello or petting a dog.
by derekgibney June 22, 2006
by derekgibney August 15, 2006