Alter Emoji

The emoji that is like your spirit animal. Everyone has one. You use it so much you grow to identify with it, love it, and even get possessive of it. It can change over time. If you're good friends with someone you probably know what theirs is.
Guy: What are you doing tonight? *Smirking Face*
Girl: Trying to get in my pants?
Guy: No I didn't mean anything by it, it's just my alter emoji!
Girl: Yeah right *Face with Tears of Joy* you're always using the disco dancer!
by MonteCristo8 February 01, 2018
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Facebook Amnesia

A condition of thoughtlessness which occurs when you open up Facebook and forget what you are doing. It is usually temporary, and the person will eventually awake as if out of a stupor. Those who suffer from it are unable to retrieve information and instead fall into a state of oblivion. The most common symptom is mental blankness where the victim descends into a deep state of incognizance.
Danny: Dude, can you see what time the open mic is at?
Rob: Sure man, lemme just check on Facebook.

15 minutes later....

Danny: Bro! What the hell have you been doing for all this time?!
Rob: Oh, I, uh...just looking at some pictures of this girl who's a friend of a person I found on the wall of an acquaintance from middle school.
Danny: Broooo! Shit, stop it, she's like 16. You've got Facebook Amnesia! Now go and check the event page.
by MonteCristo8 July 13, 2013
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