nigel up

1. to screw something up
2. when you have a bad luck

Me and my boyfriend often nigel up something important.
They nigel up their papers regularly.

by poky611 May 02, 2011

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Nigel the Roomie

A super gay quasi-Mex, whom refuses to lay with 3 other straight men, therefore OBVIOUSLY yielding him "gay as fuck." In super simple terms, Nigels will often come to America from Sexico, most often from the capitol, Hotlanta.

What do you mean you wouldn't fuck a guy, Hodgie? You're such a fucking Nigel the Roomie.

by TexasKirby November 09, 2009

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Nigel penis

A Nigel penis is what happens with sex between gay nigs. What it is is when both the nigs lick each other’s smegma off each other’s penis this makes the Nigel penis hard and able for penetration after this the nigels will shit in each other’s mouth just to cause a sexual bondage between the two men and they will fuck with no condom cos pull out game strong after they fuck they must go back to their wives and beat them so they think they are gay and go les mode then cheat on the man so he can be gay with his friend with benefits

Thicccc nig: wanna Nigel penis tonight babe ( puts finger in mouth and sucks )

Thicc nig 2.0 : yes baby 💦💦 (pulls out dick then thicccc nig sucks on the Smegma and then eats his shit )

Definition of a lit night

by Wetfartineyeball July 14, 2019

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nigel terry

i guy who likes a bit of tit, but tends to go for the ugly, desperate, easier girls

for fuck sake man your such a nigel terry.

by x January 26, 2004

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nigel ma-mover

A Nigel Ma-Mover is a act in witch one party (can not be self) inflicts a nigelteric action apon an individual. A Nigel Ma-mover can also be defined as a action committed in either playfulness or deliberate intent of performing an unsatisfactory outcome.

Can't believe you have done this, such a Nigel Ma-mover!

Nigel: *Revokes Authorization*
You: Such a Nigel Ma-mover
Friend: What a Nigel!

by Nigel Nee October 16, 2019

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