Zonk

A very rude gesture harnessing the use of prayers. Also the name of a really cool car.

"I'll give you my car which is named Zonk if you let me zonk you 5 times." "Deal"

by Kfbbwjdbevdj January 3, 2023

ZONK

1.The act of fooling or being fooled.
2. The epitome of Tom Foolery;usually spontaneous and often unexpected.
Often accompanied by "BITCH!" for extra emphasis!

Being really thirsty and going to pour yourself a drink. The beverage appears fine through the bottle;but upon pouring it all clumps at the opening because its frozen =ZONK!

Preparing to watch a show that comes on in an hour and recording it for later; only to find out upon watching it later that an infomercial was on for 2 hours in that time slot= ZONK!

Your girl telling you she was on the pill all those times you went raw; but 3 months later tells you she's pregnant= ZONK!

Expecting a compliment but getting an insult.= ZONK!

by forever felt & forever fro February 4, 2010

Zonk

A word to say when you want to steal the tacos.

(i want tacos...)

“Zonk”
“Uhh”
*grabs tacos and runs*

by 🥀Erin Gray🥀 January 19, 2020

Zonk

Refers to a woman having a huge attractive round booty. Iyt is known for being bigger than a "donk"

My friend E-dubb is thick and she got the zonk!!

by Mr Eric J February 3, 2012

Zonk

To repeatedly censor people's posts at discussion boards without warning because they dare to be critical even if it's not against the rules.

My posts about Fergie were all zonked because I wasn't nice enough about her.

by Me&You February 9, 2012

zonk

the act of, when someone is asleep, putting both hands together like you would when pretending to have a gun, and thrusting them up between the anus and penis/vagina

man, that was a sick zonk!

by skinsy June 29, 2007

zonk

to place your hands into the prayer position, then thrusting them up an unsuspecting person's anus.

i'm totally gonna zonk j-bot 62

by J-Bot 62 June 22, 2007