zonk

to use the nose guard in Super Tecmo Bowl to immediately sack the quarterback upon snapping the ball. Only allowed to be accomplished once every four downs.

Great move, zonking the quarterback on that play. I just lost 3 yards.

by William Parker July 2, 2006

zonk

artist

train lines

by eze b May 12, 2003

zonk

To Zonk, is to move quickly, similar to zoom.
The derivative of Zonked and Zonking.

"Cmon hurry up"
"I'm trying, i'm trying"
"Zonk! cmon"

by Gromlin June 25, 2005

Zonked

being completely exhausted

God damn, I'm hella zonked from that party last night

by ayypasstheblunt May 23, 2016

Zonked

(Adjective) Usually caused by drug use, it’s when you’re not sleepwalking but not fully awake either. You’re awake, but you’re acting as if you had no agency and things only happen to you. But also you’re not like a zombie.

You’re just ZONKED

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover March 23, 2019

Zonked

The state of which you feel when high

Guys I'm fully zonked right now

by hopeythecokeaddict August 8, 2019

zonked

1. To fall asleep, normally because of exhaustion.

2. The original term 'zonked' was coined by Ken Kesey and his band of Merry Pranksters. It originally meant that you were high on LSD. Nowadays, it just refers to being stupendously stoned, on any drug.

1. Dan zonked out after swimming for six hours.

2. Jim is so zonked. He drank some of the electric koolaid.

by Tai S. July 24, 2006