When the declaration of ones aspirations is met with the curt reply of "zif", an expression of disbeleif, shot for "As if!". one has been "ziffed" in this situation.
"He said he was going to win the marathon tomorrow - I totally ziffed him, man!
"I told the boss i was going to straighten up and fly right - he totally ziffed me man, hes got no faith"
"I told the boss i was going to straighten up and fly right - he totally ziffed me man, hes got no faith"
by PoleKat and SkodaBitch January 29, 2005
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by Keats October 6, 2004
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A white crispy coating on a posh bird's curtains
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A white crispy coating on a posh bird's curtains
"I'm just popping out to the chemist's for some more french ticklers,, it's a bit nippy so I'll put on my old Zuffle Coat as my good one's at the dry cleaners"
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"Careful when you're opening the curtains love, it's got quite a zuffle coat on it".
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"Careful when you're opening the curtains love, it's got quite a zuffle coat on it".
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