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ziffed

When the declaration of ones aspirations is met with the curt reply of "zif", an expression of disbeleif, shot for "As if!". one has been "ziffed" in this situation.
"He said he was going to win the marathon tomorrow - I totally ziffed him, man!

"I told the boss i was going to straighten up and fly right - he totally ziffed me man, hes got no faith"
by PoleKat and SkodaBitch January 29, 2005
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zifferius

A Neanderthal who is an absolute alpha male and is very stupid has high animal like qualities and loves flaunting it’s mating calls, they act semi-normal around society but when in it’s in its homeland it is a wild beast that cannot be tamed. It’s preferred pet is a bobcat because they have similar qualities. It likes to pluck it’s food before eating. You can not become a Zifferius you can only be born as a Zifferius
Yo bro watch out for the Zifferius down the hall, if the lights turn off run.
by Prophecy October 5, 2020
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zuffle

to wipe your cock on the curtains after having sex at a posh bird's house
by Ben Bashford March 18, 2003
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zuffler

To Zuffle. A man who wipes his dick on a posh birds curtains
Mate, I zuffled on Penelopes curtains last night
by Bob Hope January 26, 2005
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ziffer

Some who sits behind you in a movie theater talking thoughout the entire movie, then when something amazing happens they say "as if"
"I wish that ziffer would shut up already!"
by Keats October 6, 2004
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Zufflewap

When you wipe your penis on the soft furnishings after sex, then slap your partner with it for complaining
I ended up zufflewapping her, because she didn't like me wiping my cock on her pillow
by Gronksucker February 1, 2019
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Zuffle Coat

A coat that has had numerous knobs wiped on it after sex.
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A white crispy coating on a posh bird's curtains
"I'm just popping out to the chemist's for some more french ticklers,, it's a bit nippy so I'll put on my old Zuffle Coat as my good one's at the dry cleaners"
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"Careful when you're opening the curtains love, it's got quite a zuffle coat on it".
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