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watchfast 

(watch-fast) syn./adj./verb

The act of masochistically limiting one's watch worn for a lengthy period of time in order to better appreciate its unique qualities in lieu of rotating through a large collection of alternatives. This concept was first introduced to social media in 2017 through the Two Broke Watch Snobs podcast, where its hosts challenged listeners to forcibly become conscious of their preferences for an entire month. The term has since been appropriated by the greater "watchfam" community through Instagram hashtags and similar narratives.
person 1: Dude, so I'm watchfasting again.
person 2: I know. The Richard Mille skeleton thing. It's all you ever post about on instagram. How's it goin?
person 1: Terrible. I've got this uncontrollable urge to act like a d-bag and I can't stop ordering Jaegerbombs downtown.
person 2: Yeah, saw you were postin' those on the 'gram too.
watchfast by Cassidy Puller October 26, 2019
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Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her. 

Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.
Mukuro Ikusaba, the 16th student, lying hidden somewhere in this school. The one they call the ultimate despair. Watch out for her.
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binge watch 

Consuming an entire TV series at once, rather than weekly.
I'm waiting to binge watch The Walking Dead at the end of the season.
binge watch by soggy November 19, 2013

Watchmojo 

To run out of ideas.
Jack watchmojoed after 4 paragraphs.
Watchmojo by Dickbubcus August 30, 2016

Bravo-watcher 

Another word for a gay man, as in one who watches the Bravo cable channel, which has a ton of gay-themed shows, e.g. "Queer Eye", "Project Runway", and "Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List".
Of course Kyle's coming with us to Fire Island, he's a Bravo-watcher too girl!
Bravo-watcher by Reddd Foxxx November 1, 2007

pocket-watch 

Nosing around in another person's financial none-of-your-damn business.
"... Why would you wanna pocket-watch me?" Marshawn Lynch asked.

Pocket-watch?

"Your eyes is on my pockets—you wanna know about my money situation," Lynch said.
pocket-watch by gfmack13 June 9, 2016

Ditch the Witch and make the Switch 

Advice given to Swedish men who are unsure about their homosexuality by a much wiser leather man.
"Is that your girl, the one who burps all the time? Honestly, you should Ditch the Witch and make the Switch"