Definitions by gfmack13
Occam's Kazoo
When the most plausible explanation for one's behavior is the "stupidest" or most absurdly simple-minded, self-serving option.
Coined by the Daily Globe and Mail in January 2026 to describe how to explain Donald Trump's actions
Coined by the Daily Globe and Mail in January 2026 to describe how to explain Donald Trump's actions
When trying to explain why Trump posted the image of himself as Jesus, look no further than Occam's Kazoo; it defies any rational explanation and can only be described as meeting his self-serving needs
Occam's Kazoo by gfmack13 April 16, 2026
pocket-watch
"... Why would you wanna pocket-watch me?" Marshawn Lynch asked.
Pocket-watch?
"Your eyes is on my pockets—you wanna know about my money situation," Lynch said.
Pocket-watch?
"Your eyes is on my pockets—you wanna know about my money situation," Lynch said.
pocket-watch by gfmack13 June 9, 2016