Doctor Windbag

A pompous, self-aggrandizing, egotistical blowhard, who happens to have achieved a doctoral degree in something.

Doctor Windbag will be there, so you may want to find yourself a convenient scheduling conflict.

by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018

windexing

When it is time to do a thorough clean up of all evidence from an operation that just netted you some skrilla.

Yo, mission complete! It's time to go windexing and not ever look back.

by MrShasta January 24, 2014

ghetto wind chime

Any car with an alarm which is consistently activated by the slightest movement or vibration. Every low-income neighborhood has at least a few ghetto wind chimes present at all times. Frequently parked near sketch pads.

There are way too many ghetto wind chimes around here...they start sounding off every time a bird takes a shit on someone's windshield.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 28, 2008

wind ensemble

The top Band in most high schools. All players must audition for this Band, and there is limited seating. Mostly consisted of kids that only listen to classical music, practice about four hours a day, and go to All-State every year.

music band marching band symphonic band concert band band camp wind ensemble

by Ella Dragonetti October 13, 2013

pissing in the wind

Doing something completely pointless which has absolutely no chance of working or being in any way effective.

Trying to fix this fridge with a screwdriver I might as well be pissing in the wind!

by Jotinmick April 24, 2016

men like the wind

This is an old saying about special operations people.

There are men like the wind, who sweep through the dark alleys of the world at night, clean out what is there and are gone with no trace in the morning.

by I, Wreckerrr January 12, 2017

Brick In The Wind

Like a brick in the wind, this person will be stubborn and not move when being pushed away.

If a brick was to be one with the wind it would cause a lot of damage, be very dangerous and annoying to all nearby.

Melvin - 'Hey Keith lets go to the beach!'
Keith - 'Naa i wanna stay home today'
Melvin - 'Fuck you Keith, you're such a brick in the wind'

An Angry white kid with a gun in school was described by the rest of the class as a brick in the wind.

by TWC.TV November 6, 2016