Wozzler

A penis that takes the form of a slinky. It is commonly very wobbly and elastic like. This derogatory term is commonly used in London specifically near the towns of Acton and Chiswick.

Rupert: Cri'key Quinton did you see Vincents wozzler?

Quinton: Yeah mate, blimey it was all over the place.

by Splitta.dawg December 26, 2009

Wozzler

A disregardable female who engages in oral sex freely

Your shordy is a wozzler I don't wanna hear it

by MSavage May 30, 2018

Wazzled

Pissed, Drunk, monged

'Lets get wazzled'
'I was totally wazzled last night'

by B e z z a July 26, 2006

Wozzle

The act of getting close with your lady friend, Not the actual act of sex, but the stages leading to it.....

It's cold tonight, so why dont you come on over and wozzle on next to me...

by Shadizzy January 13, 2003

blozzle wozzle

Noun. blower Woman. A female who gives head or acts like a whore. outdated version of bozzle wozzle

She is a dirty. she is a blozzle wozzle

by Rhett Cannon aka young Ghost June 30, 2006

woozled

The state of being so incredibly fucked up that you've lost track of reality, though you are still lucid. Generally, one who is woozled is unlikely to make any goddamn sense and will not remember later what they were trying to say. Likely to happen when smoking large amounts of marijuana in combination with large doses of downers/ "stupid" drugs (i.e. ethanol, dextromethorphan, alprazolam, and generally anything that causes lapses in memory).

"Damn, nigga... I'm straight woozled. I feel like there's a banana in my ass. That Mexican robot wasn't kidding about this shit, you feel me Otter?"

by doctorcynicism November 3, 2013

Wozzle

Wozzle is a term I spontaneously called a black lab mix puppy I once found. (Soon she'll be 13 years old.) I don't know why I came up with it or where it came from, it just seemed right for the squirmy little critter.

"You're just a little wozzle!"

by Xodar March 17, 2008