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Schrodinger's douchebag 

Someone who is a jerk and decides whether they were joking or not based on how people reacted.
Schrodinger's douchebag by mememania November 28, 2020

douchebaggery 

The greatest word of all time, simple yet pleasing in its onomatopoeic beauty. For one to commit douchebaggery, he/she is not limited to but may include some or perhaps all of the following behaviors:

- the wearing of flat-billed baseball caps backwards
- using an enormous amount of gel to spike the hair porcupine style
- wearing polo shirts or any other type of shirt with the collar popped, a disgusting gesture that should've died in the 1980s with parachute pants
- the sideways peace sign gesture
- overdone pursing of the lips
- too many visits to the tanning salon
- pointing at oneself, holding up beer cans, or making other obscenely immature gestures in solo or group photos
- following trends for the sake of fitting in (see "goatee")
- adding "The" or the suffix "-ster" to one's name, as in "The Rickster"

See Guido or perhaps frat boy for more. Essentially, "douchebaggery" is one of those things as easily understood by definition as it is by one's demonstrations of it.
At least guys with mullets can cut their hair, but there seems to be no cure for the douchebaggery exhibited by frat boys overcompensating for their small members.

Mr. Douchebag 

We All Agree That You Are A Dumbass. Why Can't You See That
Hey Mr. Douchebag! Why's your ego so massive
Mr. Douchebag by Maya Butreeks January 17, 2021

Rampant Douchebaggery 

When a person, who may or may not be a douchebag, commits several obnoxious actions that would make them seem as if they were on a douchebag rampage.

For instance, this person could all of a sudden pull out a pair of aviators, twist their cap backwards, chug a beer and attempt to crush the can on their forehead, then pump up some really loud bass beats and begin to fist pump.
Also, these people could simply be considered assholes and/or attention whores, who will go on a rampage by verbally annoying everyone around them if they are not being paid attention to, saying stupid things like "Yeah bro", "Yo, none of these broads are good enough for me", or "That's why everybody loves me man".

This makes everyone around this person want to inflict serious bodily harm to them, especially to their genitals, so that they cannot foul the earth with another little shit like themselves.
Person 1:"Oh my God, did you see that guy start fist-pumping at the bar after he chugged that beer? He almost knocked his stupid visor off his head-and how can he even see? He's wearing sunglasses indoors!"
Person 2:"Yeah I saw him..he's commiting an act of Rampant Douchebaggery right now. Just ignore him-these attention whores will calm down when they see everybody hates them."

Woochebag 

A woochebag is a combination of the words 'woo' and 'douchebag'. Woo is a term that includes beliefs that are generally not backed by scientific evidence including many alternative medicine specialties, conspiracy theories and anything else that is usually based on myths and emotional argument. Douchebag refers to someone who holds himself in high esteem but is regarded by others as someone who is distasteful, arrogant, and uncouth. A woochebag is douchebag who believes in woo, and can be observed in online forums debating subjects they have little evidence for in a disrespectful, uncivilized manner, and many times their arguments devolve into personal attacks and ad hominems.

Derivative: woochebaggery
That woochebag accused me of being paid by the government because I provided scientific evidence that faith healers are charletans.
Woochebag by Ashlee Bischoff November 26, 2014

holier than thou douchebag 

An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth because of their conspicuous convictions in a higher power.
I'm sick of that holier than thou douchebag telling me it's okay that I'm a sinner.