Wazzled

Pissed, Drunk, monged

'Lets get wazzled'
'I was totally wazzled last night'

by B e z z a July 26, 2006

Wazzle

Scottish slang for urination.

I'm just aff for a wazzle.

I wouldn't wazzle on him if he was on fire.

by Dotcottonlickingpissoffanettle December 27, 2011

Wazzle

explosive urinating under harsh conditions

"get me to a bathroom right now, or I'll wazzle all over this car!"

by Anayah buttchick3n March 10, 2021

Wazzle

To pull out ones penis and shake it around while yelling “WAZZLE WAZZLE WAZZLE”

Bryce pulled out his dick and wazzled for the babysitter

by Honkler honkerson December 9, 2019

Wazzle

A modern day, South East London based school word for "bundle".

Oi, Steve you smelly nonce, look over there, there's a massive wazzle going on. Let's go. WAZZLE!

by mokershipping February 12, 2010

Mazzle Wazzle

a mixed drink consisting of Crown Royal and Coca-Cola, topped with a splash of Chambord.

Recipe --

1.5 oz - Crown Royale
3 oz - Coca Cola
.5 oz - Chambord or Raspberry liqueur
1 lime garnish

Let's get a round of Mazzle Wazzles.

by The Kinect January 20, 2011

Mah Wazzle

Term of Bromantical endearment in a relationship involving large amounts of alcohol, debauchery, and depraved humor

-Yo, bro you know that you are so mah wazzle
-fo shazzle man, you know I always got your back

by MiketheBull April 26, 2011