Wazzle

A modern day, South East London based school word for "bundle".

Oi, Steve you smelly nonce, look over there, there's a massive wazzle going on. Let's go. WAZZLE!

by mokershipping February 12, 2010

wazzle

To wazzle is to rev the knackers off your motorbike.

Scream the knackers off your motorbike / car / anything really.

'Fancy going for a wazzle on the bikes ?'
''Aye''

'Bloody hell thats hot'
''Yeah i've been wazzling it''

by B e z z a July 29, 2006

wazzle

To enlarge a drilled hole in metal in order to effect a fit; especially in the field using less than optimum tools, and in a less than optimum working situation.

To get the damn compressor to fit, Greg and Jonathan wazzled the holes on the bracket in the bilge for two days with a puny cordless.

by Tucky May 19, 2008

Wazzle

Wazzle said twice means bad
Wazzle once means good

Wazzle three times means DANM THEY LOOK GOOD

*somone pukes*

Gracie: Wazzle Wazzle
*someone is happy*
Jamie: Wazzle
*grayson dolan walks by*
Gracie & Jamie: WAZZLE WAZZLE WAZZLE

by Jamieisameme December 4, 2018

wazzle-juice

A colloquial term for an alcoholic beverage commonly used by Australian ex-patriots in America

"I was skulling the wazzle-juice last night and got right spiffed."

by Walkabout February 24, 2014

Wazzle Wand

A stick or branch segment that looks incredibly similar to an erect penis that both men and woman have found themselves penetrating their bodies and giving themselves splinters in their genitalia - to summarise, it is like a wooden dildo just less smooth and specialised.

Dan: "damn my ass is so sore!'

Adam: "whys that then."
Dan: "I've got splinters in it."
Adam: "why the hell are there splinters in your ass."
Dan: "well I found a wazzle wand whilst on a walk and I just had to give it to myself."
Adam: "oh I see."
Dan: "yeah I know! My anus is killing me."
Adam: "so hypothetically do you still have this wazzle wand."

by IsaacHunt May 3, 2014

Wazzle dazzle

When you pee and do jazz hands

Have you ever been so excited to finally pee you do the wazzle dazzle ?

by Yes_sir December 29, 2020