A stick or branch segment that looks incredibly similar to an erect penis that both men and woman have found themselves penetrating their bodies and giving themselves splinters in their genitalia - to summarise, it is like a wooden dildo just less smooth and specialised.
Dan: "damn my ass is so sore!'
Adam: "whys that then."
Dan: "I've got splinters in it."
Adam: "why the hell are there splinters in your ass."
Dan: "well I found a wazzle wand whilst on a walk and I just had to give it to myself."
Adam: "oh I see."
Dan: "yeah I know! My anus is killing me."
Adam: "so hypothetically do you still have this wazzle wand."
Adam: "whys that then."
Dan: "I've got splinters in it."
Adam: "why the hell are there splinters in your ass."
Dan: "well I found a wazzle wand whilst on a walk and I just had to give it to myself."
Adam: "oh I see."
Dan: "yeah I know! My anus is killing me."
Adam: "so hypothetically do you still have this wazzle wand."
by IsaacHunt May 03, 2014
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