watergating

The act of machine shredding all of your mail after reading it instead of just throwing it in the trash. Those especially concerned about identity theft are often "watergaters".

EX. "Where's Paul?" "The mail just came, he's back in his office watergating."

by Binge n' Purge April 18, 2009

watergating

the act of eavesdropping while texting about it with a partner who can also hear the conversation.

We were watergating the social media expert at the other table as he bagged on his former client... thanks for the tip!

by RTGit November 27, 2010

Watergating

It's like tailgating but in the water. You also can steal some democrat party documents while you're at it. Hopefully get pardoned for all the hell you cause.

Jon and Devin went watergating before the Football game.

by hookemyea September 5, 2014

Watergate

Verb: The act of breaking through a woman's hymen, preferably with fingers or a penis.

Ex. Bryan watergates women, everytime.

by JimmyHologram September 21, 2009

Watergate that shit

To cover something up; lie.

Person A: "Dude, I broke my roommate's laptop, he's going to be pissed.

Person B: "You've got to Watergate that shit, man, don't tell anyone, deny everything."

Person A: "kick-ass"

by 37th President April 26, 2009

Stupid Watergate

1. "...a scandal that we've been referring to as 'Stupid Watergate', because it has all the potential consequences of Watergate but everyone involved is REALLY stupid."

A term coined by John Oliver on his HBO topical political commentary series 'Last Week Tonight' referring to the criminal conspiracy (collusion) involving Donald J. Trump Sr and Russian operatives to influence the 2016 U.S. presidential election.

The term illustrates how inept and laughably transparent the involved members of Donald Trump's campaign and transition (including DJT) were at both perpetrating said crimes, and covering them up after the fact.

I can't believe how f***ing obvious the ties between Trump & Russia are, and how incredibly obvious these goons attempts at a coverup are. How the hell does 'House of Cards' seem more like an actual corrupt presidential administration and this farce of an administration seem like a laughably cheap over the top parody. Literally "Stupid Watergate."

by Nostradumas January 4, 2018

Pull a watergate

Leaving the door unlocked with some sort of blockade (door stopper, tape over the locking mechanism, other examples) to avoid being locked out when you need to go into the room in the future.

This door locks me in, but I have to grab some equipment
Just pull a watergate and you’ll be fine!

by goscarbluth May 22, 2025