watergating

The act of machine shredding all of your mail after reading it instead of just throwing it in the trash. Those especially concerned about identity theft are often "watergaters".
EX. "Where's Paul?" "The mail just came, he's back in his office watergating."
by Binge n' Purge April 18, 2009
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watergating

the act of eavesdropping while texting about it with a partner who can also hear the conversation.
We were watergating the social media expert at the other table as he bagged on his former client... thanks for the tip!
by RTGit November 24, 2010
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Watergating

It's like tailgating but in the water. You also can steal some democrat party documents while you're at it. Hopefully get pardoned for all the hell you cause.
Jon and Devin went watergating before the Football game.
by hookemyea September 06, 2014
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Watergate

Verb: The act of breaking through a woman's hymen, preferably with fingers or a penis.
Ex. Bryan watergates women, everytime.
by JimmyHologram September 18, 2009
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Watergate that shit

Person A: "Dude, I broke my roommate's laptop, he's going to be pissed.

Person B: "You've got to Watergate that shit, man, don't tell anyone, deny everything."

Person A: "kick-ass"
by 37th President April 27, 2009
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Stupid Watergate

1. "...a scandal that we've been referring to as 'Stupid Watergate', because it has all the potential consequences of Watergate but everyone involved is REALLY stupid."

A term coined by John Oliver on his HBO topical political commentary series 'Last Week Tonight' referring to the criminal conspiracy (collusion) involving Donald J. Trump Sr and Russian operatives to influence the 2016 U.S. presidential election.

The term illustrates how inept and laughably transparent the involved members of Donald Trump's campaign and transition (including DJT) were at both perpetrating said crimes, and covering them up after the fact.
I can't believe how f***ing obvious the ties between Trump & Russia are, and how incredibly obvious these goons attempts at a coverup are. How the hell does 'House of Cards' seem more like an actual corrupt presidential administration and this farce of an administration seem like a laughably cheap over the top parody. Literally "Stupid Watergate."
by Nostradumas January 03, 2018
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Watergate

Pissing through a funnel into a caged persons mouth, with a secretary in the next room audio taping it who sibsequently expunged only the incriminating bits
I wish my girlfriend would let me watergate her but she's deathly afraid of reel to reel recordings
by Hueylong February 09, 2016
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