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water baby

you have sex in the water!
and 9 months later!
you are pregnant therfore it was a water baby
ie conceived in the water
omg!!! im pregnant. and the last time i had sex was in the hot tub

dude, you baby was conceived in the water!omg you are havin a water baby
water baby by simieandjennie August 11, 2009

Syracuse Water Baby 

Syracuse Water Baby is an informal term applied by physicians to Syracuse residents exposed to contaminated drinking water resulting from the large-scale pollution of Lake Onondaga, which subsequently bled into the water table and clean tap water supplied from Lake Skaneateles.
Once considered "America's most polluted lake", dumping of industrial waste and raw sewage into Onondaga was at its peak from 1975 to 1980. It's believed most infants, young children, and pregnant mothers exposed to the region's drinking water during this period will have suffered some type of adverse effect(s) to cognitive and intellectual development resulting from toxic contaminants, with these effects continuing into adulthood. Syracuse Water Babies often suffer behavioral confusion, psychiatric disorders, and lowered intelligence quotient caused by developmental impairment. Physical effects are uncommon.
Despite significant legal action and cleanup of the lake itself since the period, reportage, discussion and litigation regarding the physiological aspects (which still affect thousands of Syracuse natives) was largely suppressed amidst the corrupt political landscape of the Eighties and Nineties, with alleged payoffs of officials at local and state levels.
Dr. Francis glanced at the nurse as his patient described symptoms in line with childhood chemical exposure. When the patient left, the nurse said "Is that another one?" and Dr. Francis nodded, "Yes, he's a Syracuse Water Baby . And it could have all been avoided if the pediatricians had been more alert."

baby water 

a small water; a water bottle that is usually half sized and with half the amounf of water then normal.
yo, dat baby water is straight up dope. i asked dat bitch fo dat babywater and she was straight up ignit. now i dont have any drizzle fo my frizzle....
baby water by jeffbones December 11, 2006

throw the baby out with the bath water 

To accidentally get rid of something good while getting rid of something bad.
Don't throw the baby out with the bath water by putting your money into that bank

Walter(tiny lego baby) 

Walter is god. He can shoot lasers out of his eyes and is all-knowing. He lives in space. He is also a lego baby.
Oh my Walter(tiny lego baby), what have you done?!

waterbaby 

1 n. a person who loves the ocean, swimming, etc.

2 n. a person under the zodiac sign of Aquarius; an Aquarian.

3 n. an infant who dies by drowning.
1. "He just bought a little place on the waterfront...he's such a waterbaby."

2. "She's a waterbaby, so she'll go perfect with me being a Leo."

3. "It's so sad...what a sweet child to die a waterbaby."
waterbaby by Haley December 21, 2003