Wankbank

A wankbank is a mental store of images of the opposite sex for the purposes of arousal.

"look at that, check out her funbags - she's going in the wankbank"

by Bloomer May 17, 2006

wankcracker

A wankcracker is a rather vigorous masturbation session, often caused by a person or object of great personal desire.

Whilst having a wankcracker you are wankcracking.

The injury itself is a wankcrack. It is very painful and requires a trip to ER. It is the worst possible injury a man can face.

"I had a wankcracker over her last night"

"Open the windows, you've been wankcracking"

"He won't be out tonight, he's suffered a wankcrack"

by FrostyL April 6, 2010

WankBanked

For when an event is so brilliant that you shall save it for the 'Wank Bank'

Guy sees a girl accidentally pull her top up

Guy: Wankbanked!

by Jambomambo January 4, 2011

wantankerous

A Cantankerous Wanker. This form of portmanteau-ing the words has the advantage that it is not (yet) regarded as profanity by email filtering programs.

If X starts being wantankerous to users again then we'll probably have to suspend him....

by pacharanero March 1, 2021

wankypanky

the act of a dude showing his vagina for all to see

Guy 1: yo you should totally go talk to that girl
Guy 2: nah I dont want to
Guy 1:Your such a wankypanky pussy

by baller156383 March 2, 2011

wankbank

n. Term given to a part of the male brain specifically set aside for the storage of images of women seen in everyday life for masturbatory use at a more opportune time.

"Look at her, I'll be keeping that one in the wankbank for later."

by Staggerboy January 30, 2007

Wankatank

Aus. slang
Four wheel drives that never leave the bitumen. Mostly found on the Mornington Peninsula but occuring in other parts of Australia:

"Those wankatank drivers should all have to undergo appropriate training to be licenced to drive."

by Gari August 26, 2005