A wankcracker is a rather vigorous masturbation session, often caused by a person or object of great personal desire.
Whilst having a wankcracker you are wankcracking.
The injury itself is a wankcrack. It is very painful and requires a trip to ER. It is the worst possible injury a man can face.
Whilst having a wankcracker you are wankcracking.
The injury itself is a wankcrack. It is very painful and requires a trip to ER. It is the worst possible injury a man can face.
"I had a wankcracker over her last night"
"Open the windows, you've been wankcracking"
"He won't be out tonight, he's suffered a wankcrack"
"Open the windows, you've been wankcracking"
"He won't be out tonight, he's suffered a wankcrack"
by FrostyL April 6, 2010
Get the wankcracker mug.v. The act of dacking (pulling down someones pants), when
they are have an erection. Generally results in public
humiliation. Can also result in ostracisation from a
group, when it is performed when the "wankdackee" is
surrounded by males. Thus, the group assumes that this
person is homosexual.
they are have an erection. Generally results in public
humiliation. Can also result in ostracisation from a
group, when it is performed when the "wankdackee" is
surrounded by males. Thus, the group assumes that this
person is homosexual.
Wankdacker: I have decided I am going to wankdack you.
Innocent Bystander: What is wankda...
Guy #1: Man, what the fuck dude.
Guy #2: Yeah, this is a Males Only place.
Guy #1: Oh...my..god
After this wankdackery, a swift rejection from the group follows.
Innocent Bystander: What is wankda...
Guy #1: Man, what the fuck dude.
Guy #2: Yeah, this is a Males Only place.
Guy #1: Oh...my..god
After this wankdackery, a swift rejection from the group follows.
by AnnoyedBlackGuy September 5, 2008
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