Wankspangle

Anyone who fails.

Q. Will you marry me.
A. No. Because you are a Wankspangle.

by Capt Crispy Findus June 12, 2016

WankChank

when you intertwine your fingers with a guy and give him a handjob using your hand and his hands together

boy: man you were so good last night.. we should wankchank again sometime.

girl: for sure

by meggersandtessers May 7, 2011

Wankspangle

A wankspangle is a thin string of semen between the hand and penis of someone that just finished masturbating.

Oh god, I hate it when you're done jerking it and you've got to clean off a wankspangle or two.

by Retribution1337 November 26, 2018

WankTank

Anyone who tries to tank one handed. Commonly defined as having a bit of the Holder about them.

Bob is a WankTank, if he took one hand out of his pants, maybe he could hold aggro on a mob. That one definitely has a bit of Holder about him.

by Fleeg July 23, 2006

Wankbank

A wankbank is a mental store of images of the opposite sex for the purposes of arousal.

"look at that, check out her funbags - she's going in the wankbank"

by Bloomer May 17, 2006

Wank-Spank

When you partake in the hobby of masturbation and SPUNK into your hand give someone a slap across the face

Thomas hit Sarah-Jane with a peculiar Wank-Spank

by Wankyman6969 June 12, 2021

WankBanked

For when an event is so brilliant that you shall save it for the 'Wank Bank'

Guy sees a girl accidentally pull her top up

Guy: Wankbanked!

by Jambomambo January 4, 2011