Wankey 

A small blanket that you wear on your head.

My wankey was on my head.

Wankey by Mister Snoopy July 17, 2022

Wankey Blues 

The post effect of not having a wank, when you've turned your computer off and got into bed thinking "I don't need a wank tonight" but you get into bed, get a stonker, and realise you do.

"Shit, should have had a wank. Wankey blues :("

Wankey Blues by Dr Wankenstein January 7, 2010

Wankey piss

Totally unproductive noise in management meetings

If this wankey piss goes on I am walking out

Wankey piss by bustergonad May 8, 2026

Tankey wankey Owo 

romba tank or robot go BRRRRRR

TANKEY WANKEY OWO MM DADY

Tankey wankey Owo by anime god with tank owo January 8, 2021

Ozzy wankey 

Those cheating australian wankers, who are shite at rugby.

the 2003 rugby world cup

Ozzy wankey by Not a cheating australian November 22, 2003

wet wankey 

When a man beats his meat under water in a womens hair.

I gave you a wet wankey.

wet wankey by Cryptic Smoker October 9, 2008

Anal Wanker 

A nickname for the generic EDM producer Alan Walker

(In a sarcastic way) "OMG I love Anal Wanker best DJ ever!"

Anal Wanker by EDMInternetWarrior August 25, 2019