Wankey

A small blanket that you wear on your head.

My wankey was on my head.

by Mister Snoopy July 17, 2022

Wankey Blues

The post effect of not having a wank, when you've turned your computer off and got into bed thinking "I don't need a wank tonight" but you get into bed, get a stonker, and realise you do.

"Shit, should have had a wank. Wankey blues :("

by Dr Wankenstein January 7, 2010

Tankey wankey Owo

romba tank or robot go BRRRRRR

TANKEY WANKEY OWO MM DADY

by anime god with tank owo January 8, 2021

Ozzy wankey

Those cheating australian wankers, who are shite at rugby.

the 2003 rugby world cup

by Not a cheating australian November 22, 2003

wet wankey

When a man beats his meat under water in a womens hair.

I gave you a wet wankey.

by Cryptic Smoker October 9, 2008

Anal Wanker

A nickname for the generic EDM producer Alan Walker

(In a sarcastic way) "OMG I love Anal Wanker best DJ ever!"

by EDMInternetWarrior August 25, 2019

Wankers Chalice

When a Gentleman is masturbating and has nothing to catch his climax he will cup his spare hand tightly to form a "Wankers Chalice".

The Mrs had the curtains in the wash and there was nothing left to use so I had to form the trusty ole Wankers Chalice.

by Woms1 April 25, 2023