wankaholic 

a dude or dudette addicted to masturbation

Jeff is such a wankaholic that he spends every evening at the adult bookstore.

wankaholic by chuck March 26, 2005

wankasm

an orgasm that is the result of masturbating aka wanking.

"Dude, that chick is so HOT!"
"Ughuhh I just had a wankasm."

wankasm by Wanktastic April 30, 2008

wanka 

a dickhead, or motherfucker

dam what a fuking wanka.

wanka by Hot_Rod_DB October 26, 2003

Wankatronic 

Something so incredibly uncoolthat it should never be said in the company of others.

Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: Oh! Don't tell that joke, it is soo wankatronic!

Wankatronic by Jack De April 24, 2008

willy wanka 

A person who loves chocolate but is a complete wanker.
Derived from a combination of the fictional chocolate maker, willy wonka, and the word wanker.

Pete: Dude, got any more cadbury dairy milk? Then I'll head home to give percy a whack.
Allan: Goddamnit Pete you are such a willy wanka ...

willy wanka by eggpoop October 23, 2013

guitar wankage 

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.

I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.

guitar wankage by Zach Amsden March 30, 2008

Wankarium 

n.
A box room containing a chair, a computer and a sock drawer.

Stuck for things to do one day, Jeff made good use of his Wankarium.

Wankarium by SamThatBlokeInBognor May 19, 2005